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3 people found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
If you're looking for a horror game I would skip this one. If you're looking for a game where you read a discord group chat including some cringe discord romance DMs this is the game.

I didn't hate this game but I think it takes a really good idea with how you see in the game and doesn't do any interesting with it at all. I think the idea of viewing through what an AI is telling you that you're looking at is quite interesting especially coupled with a certainty percentage so you might think there's a chance that what you think you're looking at isn't what you're looking at. Except it never really comes. If you have something that's a 23% certainty it doesn't matter if you look at it from all angles or get on top of it, it'll stay exactly the same. There are a few things that you could easily understand that it might not be what you think it is but they're all very minor and if they weren't in the game you wouldn't miss anything.

While I think the writing isn't bad, it's just not for me. It seems to be very much written by someone who uses discord way too much as all the characters come off that way including the corporate manger which makes him feel especially off at the end.

If you're looking for a game that does a very similar concept and is in similar length but has a lot more going for it try out Iron Lung.
Posted 3 April.
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4 people found this review helpful
6.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game remains completely unfun. When it first came out I gave it a chance and played 6 hours but it feels like it's in a pre-alpha state. So much of this game is really rough around the edges. None of the gameplay feels fluid and all the inputs feel extremely delayed. This game really has to be the worst controlling game I've played when being very tight is extremely important as parrying and dashing at the exact right time is very crucial. Parrying itself is the most unfun experience. You can parry to recover 5-10 health at most and if you mess up the parry you stand to lose 25-60 health. There is also a cap on what you can actually recover when you parry making parrying useful for only a small window of time and then dashing is vastly superior. This game feels like they wanted to see if they could make it before figuring out what exactly makes the game fun because it's everything but that
Posted 20 February.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I've got 151 hours on other launcher and I've gotta say this patch is probably the best one they ever made for this game. Give it a go
Posted 9 June, 2024.
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8.1 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
This game feels severely undercooked. If you want a game where you have to plan things ahead of time and think about your choices Unrailed is a much better game. If you want a game where you have to deal with a bustling restaurant than Overcooked is your game.

Cons:
You can't place food on the ground and therefore struggle a lot to empty your kitchen if you get overcrowded. In Overcooked you can drop it but it slows your moment.

A lot of the upgrades in the game are not intuitive on what they actually do

Many of the times that you lose it feels like it was the game's fault and not your own

Playing with 4 people is not enjoyable as there are no larger restaurants to start with and you spend a lot of time slowly moving past each other

The animations of your characters and your friends are very choppy

Pros:
It installed quickly
Posted 22 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
178.4 hrs on record (140.6 hrs at review time)
This game is really enjoyable. I will say it definitely takes a certain kind of person to enjoy it. The biggest difficulty in this game is working the spatial part of your brain. The caves are very uncomfortable to navigate and traverse early one, but once you get used to having a rough map in your head (as well as understanding how to use the terrain scanner efficiently) this game has an endless amount of replayability. Rock and stone!
Posted 30 June, 2023.
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37 people found this review helpful
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103.8 hrs on record (100.7 hrs at review time)
I started grinding at this game because a there was a free weekend and one of my friends beat us handily. After a month of playing alone every single day I crushed him. He has never played the game with me since.
Posted 7 June, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
785.9 hrs on record (356.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This is by far the best FPS I have ever played!
It's easy to learn but hard to master.
Posted 9 April, 2014. Last edited 1 August, 2014.
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