Recent reviews by Galactic Baseballer

Buy it whenever you have money for.
10/10, 100% would recommended this to every person in this planet.

The only game that's not Adventure-Capitalist-like and that lets you eat and play at the same time.

10/10 would buy a new mouse again

Since I don't really know what to review in this, *eh-ehm*, "game", here's a 4-ingredient Nutella Cookies recipe:


INGREDIENTS:

1/2 cup + 1 tablespoon of all-purpose flour
1 extra large egg
1 cup of Nutella (using dry measuring cup rather than the one used for liquids)
1 teaspoon of baking powder


DIRECTIONS:

1. Preheat oven to 350F. Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper or silpat mat.
2. In a large mixing bowl, combine all ingredients. Stir with a large wooden spoon until smooth batter forms and there are no flour or egg streaks.
3. Form small round circles, slightly less than 1 1/2 inches in diameter. The dough should be enough for 12 cookies. Place on baking sheets, about 2 inches apart. Split between two baking sheets so that the cookies don't stick together when they spread. Place in oven and bake for about 10 minutes. Let cookies cool on sheet before removing and eating.


Bon appetit.

>2015
>be me
>be bored af
>runs skyrim to see if I'm in an interesting quest
>current quest is to climb some mountain and speak to some dudes
>awhellno.wav
>closes game
>opens up skyrim workshop
>[BROWSING INTENSIFIES]
>finds Captain Falcon suit mod
>scrubs subs
>opens skyrim again
>sanics to riverwood
>opens chest, grab suit
>equips suit
>F
>holyshitimhot.gif
>saves game
>opens console
>messes around with health, stamina and punch damage values
>cena mode on
>decides to kick some bandit butt
>while sanicing to a fort some blood dragon shows up
>awwyisss.mmd
>1v1 dragon
>keeps punching dragon in the face
>look down
>health is depleting away
>panics and jumps off cliff
>survives with 2 pixel wide bar of hp left
>recovers from panic
>starts walking foward
>suddenly I die
>I look to my left and there's a mudcrab
>the mudcrab looks at my corpse
>he walks over it and buries himself
>didujustteabagme.txt
>respawns
>Riverwood
>unequips Falcon suit
>equips old armor back
>goes up damn mountain to talk to damn dudes
>dudes teach me shout
>doesn't say thanks and sanics the hell outta there
>runs to ol' bandit fort
>finds same dragon
>battles same dragon
>gets pushed off the cliff
>eats boatload of food to recover HP
>lands and survives with 2 pixel wide bar of hp
>sheaths sword and starts walking
>dies
>mudcrab
>ffs.exe


10/10 would punch a dragon in the face and then die to a Mudcrab again.

Blink? What is that? Some sort of food?

My opinion about the difficulty of each chapter:


Chapter 1: it's the tutorial of the game, even a COD kid can do it.

Chapter 2: as easy as Super Mario Bros

Chapter 3: only now it is starting to spice up?

Chapter 4: OK, that was a great run, next!

Chapter 5: wow, how suddenly this game got harsh

Chapter 6: even Mega Man is easier than this

Chapter 7: Super Kaizo World: BattleBlock Theater Edition

Chapter 8: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0YDJprJpvc
Chapter 8 Finale: no entity can help you now


If you manage beat this game without watching a single tutorial (I did that even though I don't know how) you have my respect.

No matter who or what you are.

Graphics: 9/10
Music: 10^2/10
Gameplay: Press R to Restart/10

10/10 Would one-shot-die again.

Lemon Squeezing Simulator 2015

What I like about this game?

You can play it even when Steam is down!

Have you ever wanted to fart in Jesus's face?
Have you EVER wanted to see someone put an enemy up its ass?
Have you EVER wanted to beat a Nazi Zombie with an alien dildo on fire?

If you said yes to all of these questions, buy this game!

Preferably when it's on sale, of course!