>2015
>be me
>be bored af
>runs skyrim to see if I'm in an interesting quest
>current quest is to climb some mountain and speak to some dudes
>awhellno.wav
>closes game
>opens up skyrim workshop
>[BROWSING INTENSIFIES]
>finds Captain Falcon suit mod
>scrubs subs
>opens skyrim again
>sanics to riverwood
>opens chest, grab suit
>equips suit
>F
>holyshitimhot.gif
>saves game
>opens console
>messes around with health, stamina and punch damage values
>cena mode on
>decides to kick some bandit butt
>while sanicing to a fort some blood dragon shows up
>awwyisss.mmd
>1v1 dragon
>keeps punching dragon in the face
>look down
>health is depleting away
>panics and jumps off cliff
>survives with 2 pixel wide bar of hp left
>recovers from panic
>starts walking foward
>suddenly I die
>I look to my left and there's a mudcrab
>the mudcrab looks at my corpse
>he walks over it and buries himself
>didujustteabagme.txt
>respawns
>Riverwood
>unequips Falcon suit
>equips old armor back
>goes up damn mountain to talk to damn dudes
>dudes teach me shout
>doesn't say thanks and sanics the hell outta there
>runs to ol' bandit fort
>finds same dragon
>battles same dragon
>gets pushed off the cliff
>eats boatload of food to recover HP
>lands and survives with 2 pixel wide bar of hp
>sheaths sword and starts walking
>dies
>mudcrab
>ffs.exe


10/10 would punch a dragon in the face and then die to a Mudcrab again.

>2015 >be me >be bored af >runs skyrim to see if I'm in an interesting quest >current quest is to climb some mountain and speak to some dudes >awhellno.wav >closes game >opens up skyrim workshop >[BROWSING INTENSIFIES] >finds Captain Falcon suit mod >[strike]scrubs[/strike] subs >opens skyrim again >sanics to riverwood >opens chest, grab suit >equips suit >F >holyshitimhot.gif >saves game >opens console >messes around with health, stamina and punch damage values >cena mode on >decides to kick some bandit butt >while sanicing to a fort some blood dragon shows up >awwyisss.mmd >1v1 dragon >keeps punching dragon in the face >look down >health is depleting away >panics and jumps off cliff >survives with 2 pixel wide bar of hp left >recovers from panic >starts walking foward >suddenly I die >I look to my left and there's a mudcrab >the mudcrab looks at my corpse >he walks over it and buries himself >didujustteabagme.txt >respawns >Riverwood >unequips Falcon suit >equips old armor back >goes up damn mountain to talk to damn dudes >dudes teach me shout >doesn't say thanks and sanics the hell outta there >runs to ol' bandit fort >finds same dragon >battles same dragon >gets pushed off the cliff >eats boatload of food to recover HP >lands and survives with 2 pixel wide bar of hp >sheaths sword and starts walking >dies >mudcrab >ffs.exe 10/10 would punch a dragon in the face and then die to a Mudcrab again.