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driver will be redirected to /dev/null, oh no, it's full...).
(Michael Beck, describing the PC-speaker sound device)
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Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we
turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets
screwed.
-- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>
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"Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again.
God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again."
-- Woody Allen's character in "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
-- W.C. Fields
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Life is an exciting business, and most exciting when it is lived for others.
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You can't fall off the floor.
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Peter: Ha ha ha ha! You just said "nuclear". It's "nukular", dummy, the "s" is silent!
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