“Frère Jacques, frère Jacques
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines
Sonnez les matines
Ding dang dong
Ding dang dong”

“Are you sleeping? Are you sleeping?
Brother John, Brother John,
Morning bells are ringing!
Morning bells are ringing!
Ding dang dong
Ding dang dong”

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Despacito

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My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch. I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter (age 12) was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program with the local animal shelter, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap". I told him that it was getting out of hand and that he would have to communicate normally to his parents and family. To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. He's hysterical now but I told him that I would unblacklist it if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he's refusing to stop so for now it's banned. AITA?

are yo de queen?

one day im hanging around in the school garden. my teacher called me " come here mehmet".i said " yes sir " , she said show your pencil , i showed my 7,65 , she said show your notepad , i showed court papers ,she said show me a map , at this moment my darling , i showed my razor blade wounds , my teacher asked me " what are these ?? " . " sir , these are razor wounds ! as if you supposed me as god of psycho ! but you dont know those razor wounds are memory of my darling's hazel eyes... play keke plaaaaaaay !!!

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