Gulp...

kill all humans!!!! bender!!!
bite my shiny mewtal ass!!!! bababababba

P3tr DONT ADD BORRGB PLEASE DONT
ITS A TRAP

-rep
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard, push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

He used to work for me for 13 years when back in the past we had hot dog stand on the old Chicago train station.. then he cheated on m with my wife and now he sells used tissues at millionaire parties.. other then that chill guy