Recent reviews by mike ehrmantraut

10/10 would lose all my cargo again.

It was so visually pleasing, a must play if you are familiar with the blade runner films and a good way to test your graphics on you pc.
10/10

Black mesa, probably the best source game i've played YET.
*Gets crack mesa mod*
Black mesa, probably the best game to touch planet earth
*Gets purple hat*
black mesa makes me want to end my life.
*Gets Rare specimen acheivement and realises im in top 2.5%*
Brain cells multiply
11/10 would play again. Profitted brain cells.

DO YOU LIKE GTA?
DO YOU LIKE GOATS?
DO YOU LIKE EXTREME THINGS?
DO YOU LIKE SPENDING MONEY ON DLC?
DO YOU LIKE LOL? (not the dead text abreviation) (the mmo)
then you'll like goat simulator.
just... play it. srsly, it should be on your bucket list, scrub.
and you also get a lil' neat goat mmo incase you don't have friends.

Good
-Addictive and fun
-Ok comunity
-Cross platform (wow!)
Bad
- Throws you into the game, gives you a few tutorials, then leaves you to figure out the mechanics and stuff, do your research
- Horrible ELO ranking system (Prospect, All-star, Champion etc.) When you lose its -15 elo, usually means vv one division, winning means 5-19 elo, depending on different criteria and RNG.
- Can be really annoying over all because your team could be good one game then terrible the next
- Why do arial shots exist?
- Very technical
Overall: Even though the bad outweighs the good, the addictiveness and the feel good feeling of winning keeps me coming back, good one Psyonix. The elo system needs to be improved upon. It feels like RL:GO, not rocket league.

+Awesome graphics
+Awesome game
+Awesome story
- can be buggy

So basically, take your bank account, your mental health, half of the Russian population, toxic Europeans and a really f*cking difficult FPS and put it all into one game, that's CS:GO.

If you die, you are bad.
If you kill more than 1 person in a round or get a lucky headshot at any point, you are hacking.
There will almost always be one toxic person in your game, usually European or Russian.
If you don't clutch a 1v5 it's apparently your fault.
The loudest and mouthiest people sit at the bottom of the leaderboard, usually telling you how bad you are for not carrying them.
if you are losing by a 9+ round gap, one person on your team will troll, afk or leave.
Rush B, no stop.
Do not shoot through walls or smokes at a low rank, as you may accidentally kill an enemy, bringing them to the indefinite conclusion you are cheating, not good game sense.
Don't open cases, just buy a knife, please.
Who on Earth plays danger zone.
Lower rank = Dumb asf team, you shouldn't solo queue at a lower rank. (I've been in silver 1 before, I'm Gold Nova 4 at the time of writing this)


10/10 would rush B again.

-A great game. I love the parkour.
-An Interesting story.
-Game needed to be slightly longer, considering it's £10. (I bought my copy for 1.49 :DDDD)

-Maybe a multiplayer feature.