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2 people found this review helpful
14.6 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Really? You looking at these reviews like you don't know what this game is about? GET IN HERE SPARTAN.
Posted 25 November, 2021.
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10 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
13.6 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
The modern colleague-slaughtering simulator... now with physics!
Posted 27 November, 2019. Last edited 25 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
585.5 hrs on record (472.7 hrs at review time)
As a gamer who grew up in the arcade-paced era, you'll LOVE the insanely-fast pace of PUBG! Play a character with a 1-second reaction time! Hurdle over 3-inch walls like a pro! Want bullets to curve around corners? No problem! They'll curve around yours... by your enemy!... ALL THE TIME! The vehicle mechanics are just as jaw-dropping, allowing you to get ran over by a vehicle moving 1 km/h!

Overall, Blue Hole immerses you into a world where anything and everything is possible, like dropping in hot-spots that'll leave you with a pistol and 1 bullet! Russian Roulette anyone???
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record
For those looking for the ultimate landscape simulation and nothing more, you got it.
Posted 29 December, 2011.
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18 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
117.3 hrs on record (16.6 hrs at review time)
Why have you not played this FPS classic yet? Does unique story-telling and friendly-fire not amuse you??
Posted 29 December, 2011. Last edited 22 November, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
91.0 hrs on record (41.5 hrs at review time)
No game can beat the experience of vehicularly manslaughtering pedestrians to the smooth sound of Ludacris' "Move ♥♥♥♥♥" on the radio. And while the campaign may feel endless at times, the number of pedestrians is, fortunately, infinitive as well.
Posted 29 December, 2011.
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5 people found this review helpful
32.3 hrs on record (31.2 hrs at review time)
When you walk into the world of Counter-Strike: Source, prepare to invert your aim and your opinion on elitism, or else bring a butt-plug so the results won't end so badly.
Posted 29 December, 2011.
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4 people found this review helpful
102.0 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
If you're an RPG fan looking for adventure, you better clear this month's calendar before whipping out that credit card, cowboy.
Posted 29 December, 2011.
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8 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1,093.5 hrs on record (1,023.9 hrs at review time)
I hope your sissy ass brought the potential to bunnyhop and dodge grenades, or else you better turn those sweetcheeks around! NO NOOBS ALLOWED!
Posted 29 December, 2011.
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4 people found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
A classic braindead shooter! Nothing backs up the (actually somewhat interesting) gameplay with cliche voice acting and a plot that'll remind you those childhood memories when you played "shoot the bad guys pew pew"!
Posted 29 December, 2011.
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