Yeah dude you got no shot. They say you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take but you are straight missin dude. Keep your head up tho cuz you don’t know what lane you supposed to be in homie. Keep it 💯.

Hey, It's bruh from the Big Penis Club (BPC). We looked at your application and measurements and are ashamed to tell you didn't quite make the cut. As for why, your flaccid size is ~1.5 inches and though you have a mighty 2 times that when erect, the size involved that makes that rate is just too low. Try again some other time, we'd be happy to have you.

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RIP. I assume that you have been raptured.

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