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"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door."
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Too many people want to *have written*.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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(1) Alexander the Great was a great general.
(2) Great generals are forewarned.
(3) Forewarned is forearmed.
(4) Four is an even number.
(5) Four is certainly an odd number of arms for a man to have.
(6) The only number that is both even and odd is infinity.
Therefore, all horses are black.
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Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up a
batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!!
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Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.
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It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist.
It produces a false impression.
-- Oscar Wilde.
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When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little
muddy paw prints on the hood of my car.
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Oskar

Oskar

SignBy: MemeLordV2 Aka ArskaD44 aka Your lord

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