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Efíluna 21 Aug, 2021 @ 12:27pm 
Losing consciousness while stuck in an underground cave and you wake up as flood water already reaches your lips. The water is made of centipedes and stale corpse ♥♥♥. The underground cave is your dead grandfather’s gangrenous ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The only way to escape is to eat your way out.
Efíluna 20 Aug, 2021 @ 8:13pm 
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Efíluna 13 Aug, 2021 @ 2:46pm 
SIGMA MALE SCHEDULE!!! :smiling_imp:

2:00 am- Wake up

2.05am-Cold shower

2.15am-breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall

2:30am- begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup.

2:45am-edging,4hrs (for disipline)

6:45am-cold shower

7:00am-begin sprint to work

8:00am-arrive at work

8:05am-get called into boss' office

8:06am-get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour"

8:10am-sprint back home

9:10am- lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal

9:10am-edging(as punishment)

3:00pm- bed time
Efíluna 12 Jun, 2021 @ 2:49pm 
Hello, young teenage male. I am a father of a teen about your age. I see that your face is quite feminine. It has many soft (yet attractive) features such as a small nose and thin eyebrows as well as a soft (yet brilliantly beautiful) jawline. I would very much be pleased if you would try on some of these dresses. Why? You ask, young boy— well simply because you are about the same size as my daughter (age 18). I was going to try and find a maid dress so she could cosplay as her favorite anime character. But I am not sure if it is the right size. I figured that since you are around her size you should try it on. It will be a good estimate to tell me if it will fit her. I know I am just a random man at the mall, but it will only take a second. Just put on the maid dress. (7 minutes later): OwO stunning! Positively divine. The dress is a perfect fit 📸! She will be very pleased by this gift.
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