I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence.
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If harambe 🐒 and my girl 👧 😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 with my ♥♥♥♥ out 😏 💯 😎 🍆
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Bongwater Creed

This is my bong. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my bong is useless. Without my bong, I am useless. I must hit my bong true. I must toke harder than the other apes around me. I must finish my hits before they finish me. I will. My bong and I know that what counts is not the quality of our weed or the length of our pipes. We know that it is the glass.
My bong is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my bong clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.
Before God I swear this creed. My bong and I are the defenders of the House Bongwater. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until I green the ♥♥♥♥ out