HMU FOR TAROT READINGS, D&D, DEVIL WORSHIP & SIMILAR ESOTERIC NONSENSE
(I also offer to read your future from your trading card inventory)

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DON'T SMOKE
GET OFF THE INTERNET
THERE IS NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION
EVERYTHING IS CONFUSING
BRING A BOTTLE OF SUN

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01/08/2139:
close encounter with cosmic stingrays : good thing i brought my brimstone glasses +1

23/10/2139:
barely survived onslaught of the nazi maneaters : everything is horrible

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Notes from Hotel α Eridani:

Monarch butterflies with rain pouring on their wings.

A continent below, uniformly blue.

Blizzards of birds.

Some well deserved days of sleep.