OK, ik this is going to sound really weird but please don't block me. I'll be honest with you, I like you. Like, I really like you. Last night, I dreamed of you a lot. That isn't anything weird for me, I've been dreaming of you for a while, but this dream was different. I touched you; we made love. I blew my load inside you. We had children together. We loved each other. Again this message is probably weird but I have to tell you this, it's the truth. I love you, and I want to be yours. I want to run my tongue down your chest and stomach then lick your most sensitive body parts whilst I hear you beg my name. I want to make love to you over and over, pounding you with my love. I want to release my seed into you and let a new child grow in you. This isn't some sick joke, this is what I truly feel. It's OK if you just want to be friends, but please don't block me, I need you in my life. I love you. I love you and I want your babies.

nuh uh

had sex with my dog

depends where

can i kiss you

man moment