Yeah, because we have feelings and you don't, and that's why you hate Valentine's Day.

Oh, stop! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I hate Valentine's Day because you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ never got me anything! Okay, and I have feelings! Of course I have feelings! I have big feelings, okay?! A-and it hurts.
Okay, so so that's why I hate Valentine's Day, and that's why I put anthrax in the box.

That was you?

Yes, it was me. I just (sighs) I just wanted it to stop.
Okay? And it's powdered sugar, by the way.