The missile can be anywhere, anytime, and the missile can kill you in over 700 ways, and that's just by following the missile guidance computer scenario. Not only is the missile extensively trained in being sure where it isn't, within reason, but the missile also has access to the position it knows it was, and the missile will subtract where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could've known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would've held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue, but you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. The missile will ♥♥♥♥ the deviation, and it's variation, which is called error, all over you, and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about the missile you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know the missile knows where it is at all times, and the missile has been involved in obtaining numerous differences, or deviations, and has over 300 confirmed corrective commands. The missile is trained in driving the missile from a position where it is, and is the top of arriving at a position where it wasn't. You are nothing to the missile but just another position. The missile will arrive at your position with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ about the missile over the internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak the GEA is correcting any variation considered to be a significant factor, and it knows where it was, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot, the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid.

After a good game, I added him, because he seemed like a cool guy. We communicated for several months, we became good friends. Many banter, many different DotA games and, most importantly, real friendship.
I invited him to my house for a DotA lan party. He said that he would come, so I looked forward to meeting him in real life.
When he came to my house, he pushed me against the wall and began to bite my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ crashing into my leg. I hit him and then knocked him out. It turns out he was gay. Do not believe this guy!

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A monkey that came from the monkey moon and raped 9852 women, 3307 cows, 32 cats, and two tables.

Please be careful of him and shoot him at sight.

this is guy is soo kind man. i feel lucky to have met him <3