Don't believe everything you see here. Except cats. Cats are real.

"Here layeth he with whom I was always at crossed swords. Perhaps he was my rival, perhaps my foe, but aye, he was mine, now mine to miss."

"Let it not be said that in the end I was the victor of our game, for without he now nobly fallen I, too, am lost."

"Godspeed worthy adversary, may the sun shine on your face, and the wind be ever at your back. May we meet again when I too follow."

"He was my enemy, but not until he was gone, did I realise he was my friend"
- Cat lamenting for his eternal rival.

Retired since 2012~