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1 person found this review helpful
129.6 hrs on record (104.3 hrs at review time)
Its like smoking mid, it still gets you high enough to be fun but it could be so much better.
Posted 21 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
364.0 hrs on record (253.1 hrs at review time)
horrible
Posted 20 February, 2023.
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27.7 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
good as ♥♥♥♥ ahhhhaihaiaafaihfagioa
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Posted 17 November, 2017. Last edited 17 November, 2017.
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12 people found this review helpful
74.0 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
Rolling around at the speed of sound,
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow.
Can't stick around, have to keep moving on,
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out!
Must keep on moving ahead,
No time for guessing, follow my plan instead.
Trusting in what you can't see,
Take my lead I'll set you free.

Follow me, set me free,
Trust me and we will escape from the city.
I'll make it through, follow me.
Follow me, set me free,
Trust me and we will escape from the city.
I'll make it through prove it to you.

Follow me!
Oh yeah!

Danger is lurking around every turn,
Trust your feelings, got to live and learn.
I know with some luck that I'll make it through,
Got no other options, only one thing to do!
I don't care what lies ahead,
No time for guessing, follow my plan instead.
Find the next stage, no matter what that may be.
Take my lead, I'll set you free.

Follow me, set me free,
Trust me and we will escape from the city.
I'll make it through, follow me.
Follow me, set me free,
Trust me and we will escape from the city.
I'll make it through through, prove it to you.

Follow me!
Follow me!
Posted 16 August, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
10.9 hrs on record
devs cucked all the players that payed, but i dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care about them. This ♥♥♥♥ is fun.
Posted 9 July, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
24.5 hrs on record (19.3 hrs at review time)
[Produced by Daft Punk, Hudson Mohawke, Kanye West & Mike Dean]

[Intro: Capleton]
Blazin, mi don't want dem
Mi need dem
Blazin
Suh mi tek har outta bugah red and put her in a tall skirt
And now she find out what life is really worth
No to X rated
Yo mi tek har outta bugah red and put her in a tall skirt
And now she find out what life is really worth
No to X rated

[Intro]
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god

[Hook]
I am a god
Hurry up with my damn massage
Hurry up with my damn ménage
Get the Porsche out the damn garage
I am a god
Even though I'm a man of God
My whole life in the hand of God
So y'all better quit playin' with God

[Verse 1]
Soon as they like you make 'em unlike you
Cause kissin' people ass is so unlike you
The only rapper compared to Michael
So here's a few hatin'-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to fight you
And here's a few snake-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to bite you
And I don't even wanna hear 'bout what ♥♥♥♥♥♥ might do
Old ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mentally still in high school
Since the tight jeans they ain't never liked you
Pink-ass polos with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' backpack
But everybody know you brought real rap back
Nobody had swag, man, we the Rat Pack
Virgil, Pyrex, Don C snapback
Ibn diamond, Chi-town shinin'
Monop' in this ♥♥♥♥♥ again, changed the climate
Hop in this ♥♥♥♥♥ again, same thing I'm in
Until the day I get struck by lightning

[Hook]
I am a god
So hurry up with my damn massage
In a French-ass restaurant
Hurry up with my damn croissants
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[Verse 2]
I just talked to Jesus
He said, "What up, Yeezus?"
I said, "♥♥♥♥ I'm chillin'
Tryna stack these millions"
I know he the most high
But I am a close high
Mi casa, su casa
That's our cosa nostra
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[Outro: Justin Vernon]
Ain't no way I'm givin' up. I'm a god
Posted 27 March, 2016.
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61.2 hrs on record (56.2 hrs at review time)
I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of all the perks
I've tried nothing, everything works
For less I'm worth, I've served my bid
All ♥♥♥♥ life wasn't what it is
All ♥♥♥♥ life was just a bridge
I seen some free landed some tricks
Far I see high time man quit
Won't let you know when I get goin
Phone ring too long

Phone ring too long, I'm probably gone
Ring tone jingle my swan song
I'll show you how to leave well enough alone
I'm not this world this on cue world
I fall back, concoct new worlds
I fall out in throbbing swirls
I fall until I stop this world
I fall the ♥♥♥♥ off this world
I live down the street from you've noticed me, I've never seen you
Wonder what the ♥♥♥♥ I do
Listen up, you nosy ♥♥♥♥♥, listen close
My most recent purchase, old black rope
Gonna learn how to tie it, hang it in my chamber
Perfect reminder occult I'm made of
Come try it out whenever you wanna
Last night, 3:30 in the morning, Death on my front porch
Can feel him itching to take me with him, hail death, ♥♥♥♥ you waiting for
Like a question no one mention, he turns around, hands me his weapon
He slurs, "Use at your discretion, it's been a pleasure, Stefan"
Head on like dead, on like grey
Death in your way, not in my way, I got my way
I was in my way, crept out my way, kept out my way
I'm on one like bae you're on your way, way, way, way

I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of all the perks
I've tried nothing, everything works
For less I'm worth, I've served my bid
All ♥♥♥♥ life wasn't what it is
All ♥♥♥♥ life was just a bridge
I seen some free landed some tricks
Far I see high time man quit
Won't let you know when I get goin
Phone ring too long

Don't you worry, impossible for anything to be a big deal
I'm in no weary, my vital post dated but clearly been ages since life had appeal
Far more than fascination my second nature chant kill cause I can
This body by my own hands
My friends and family won't understand
So I stay in the end, don't make none to me
If wasn't for them, I'd make that decision on GP
Had to do it all again, I'd make that decision on GP
All the nights I don't die for you
Wouldn't believe how many nights I ain't died for you on GP
Not that I care, I'd be a liar if I sat here claiming I'd exit in a minute
But I can't say I wouldn't I have my limits
Posted 27 March, 2016.
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1,919.7 hrs on record (902.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:01:21 No.676120357▶>>676120737 >>676121073 >>676121116 >>676121194 >>676121248 >>676121366 >>676121399 >>676121802 >>676121990 >>676122002 >>676122622 >>676122623 >>676122766 >>676123638 >>676123774 >>676123854 >>676123984 >>676124008 >>676124058 >>676124112 >>676124241 >>676124652 >>676124721 >>676125234 >>676125308 >>676125363 >>676125480 >>676125630 >>676125749 >>676125869 >>676125905
Trips decides
Should i kill myself?
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:02:29 No.676120479▶
Yes. You better deliver OP.
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:03:55 No.676120660▶>>676121021 >>676121343
Nice air rifle ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:04:33 No.676120737▶
>>676120357 (OP)
No. Do not.
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:05:24 No.676120841▶>>676124350
Kill other people then kill yourself.
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:05:48 No.676120892▶
Yes
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:05:58 No.676120918▶
No
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:06:32 No.676120976▶
Maybe
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:06:52 No.676121021▶
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:07:16 No.676121068▶
What the ♥♥♥♥ do you intend on doing with that piece of ♥♥♥♥ CO2 pistol?

The best you could do is put your own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eye out with that.
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:07:18 No.676121073▶
>>676120357 (OP)
nah. too much work
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:07:28 No.676121092▶
No
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:07:31 No.676121100▶>>676122050
Become a child serial rapist...you have nothing to lose
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:07:33 No.676121104▶
Ya
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:07:41 No.676121116▶
>>676120357 (OP)
>>676120357 (OP)
>>676120357 (OP)
>>676120357 (OP)

>>676120767
>>676120767
>>676120767
>>676120767
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:07:46 No.676121128▶
Shoot your ♥♥♥♥ off then kill yourself
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:07:48 No.676121131▶
No, Don't. God Bless
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:08:07 No.676121177▶>>676122050
Just be yourself.
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:08:13 No.676121189▶>>676122803
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:08:16 No.676121194▶
>>676120357 (OP)
kill at least one other before it.
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:08:25 No.676121212▶>>676121679
do it ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:08:31 No.676121229▶
Stream it.
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:08:42 No.676121248▶
>>676120357 (OP)
You are dying, we all all.
The question isn't should you kill yourself, but rather when will you kill yourself.
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:08:52 No.676121275▶
drug overdose
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:09:13 No.676121309▶
Shoot ♥♥♥♥♥♥ first
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:09:29 No.676121334▶>>676121427 >>676121879
dew it
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:09:36 No.676121343▶
>>676120660
>nice air rifle
>rifle

son. pls.
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:09:49 No.676121366▶>>676122050
>>676120357 (OP)

You can actually die from BB guns if you shoot yourself in the temple. Or just ♥♥♥♥ yourself up pretty well.

Why not worship King Jesus Christ instead. Praise him. May all muslims be slaughtered. Deus Vult.
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:09:58 No.676121387▶
Do it on twitch and label the stream under minecraft
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:10:04 No.676121399▶>>676122050
>>676120357 (OP)
No
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:10:22 No.676121427▶
>>676121334
♥♥♥♥, one off
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:10:28 No.676121441▶
Nope
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:10:51 No.676121483▶
Nah
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:11:20 No.676121549▶
should be a vigantilante first.. like catch bad guys who were convicted, but made plea deals then waste em..
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:11:23 No.676121559▶
Nyess
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:11:25 No.676121564▶
TajqiahqljLaakagebalauabau
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Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)04:11:35 No.676121581▶
No
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Posted 27 March, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
140.6 hrs on record (56.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I now have played over 2.5k hours (pre-steam release) and have leveled multiple accounts to level 100. My main is a frost mage with a pvp ilvl of 740. I have managed to get a 3k arena rating and a 2.8k RGB rating. My guild is one of the top guilds on bonechewers pvp realms. My PvE alt is a Disc Priest I have healed in every single raid since vanilla and have managed to get four realm first and one world first. I have a all mythic PvE guild we do over 300 runs a week and have the fastest completion time for Mythic HFC in the ♥♥♥♥ing world. I think I know what this game is about. You start off with the classic login screen, the music is amazing bravo blizz. Next you select your race and faction, if you are new and ♥♥♥♥ing ugly pick alliance and roll a human. If you have some functioning brain power then become a member of the Horde. Now you are in the world of azeroth and let me tell you, it wasnt always this pretty. During cata everything was updated and changed to the amazing visuals you see before you. There are 4 main continents on Azeroth the best being pandaland and the worst being iceland. Outside of Azeroth there are 2 more zones which include Hell and Draynoore.
Hell is just draynoore in the future which is ♥♥♥♥in crazy. The other players can be very nice and helpful, often they will help you get geared by selling you good stuff for very cheap. Ex: "WTS [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of The Windseeker] for 90g PST" This type of ♥♥♥♥ really rallys the community and just helps add a huge layer of depth within a social aspect. Honestly this game is 9.5/10 blizzard really outdid themselves.
Posted 27 March, 2016.
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