-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard d*ck push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he wasgay. Don't trust this guy.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make.

And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so.

In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.

Me... a Chinese Boy. Me... Chinese Boy that casually games. Am I really a Chinese Boy? Perhaps... does that bother you?

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I’ve had a fish tank for almost a year now. I started with 20 snails, and over the course of this year each generation of snail has had daily mass orgies. Now we are probably like on the 50th-60th snail generation. Even quite possibly more than that. Hundreds and hundreds of snails have been born and died. They have become SO inbred that they are now so depressed and slow that they can no longer really move or eat or reproduce like their sexy relatives had once before. Now their numbers are decreasing drastically. Some snails are born over the shells of their deceased inbred relatives and they don’t even make it off the pile of the lost before they themselves pass.

It is truly a hell of my own unintentional creation. They thought they could just have huge kinky snail orgies on the regular with no ramifications, but they never thought about the future. They failed to recognize the drastic ramifications of banging the same 20 snails confined to their small 10 gallon glass prison. They only sought to indulge in sin, and now their severely depressed, inbred children must pay the ultimate price.

Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. 😡 She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the ♥♥♥ up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ log, ♥♥♥♥♥ u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U ♥♥♥♥♥, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop ♥♥♥♥♥. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop. 👌 Real men don’t settle for less...

She was casting spells. In Turkey, I traveled to the black village where the darkest wizards live. One wizard, who didn't know me said, "There are spells on you." I was very confused because I am a firm believer in God. I am not Muslim.

day 15: i awoke to glass shattering, the coom jar is broken, tiny hitler escaped. tiny coom footprints leading out of the bedroom. i can hear faint german whispers in the walls. i'm scared. if this is my last post to this website i love all of you magnificent bastards.

👏👏 Thigh Review 👏👏
Just as I thought before or even better than what I thought, your thighs are very thicc and succulent looking, honestly nice and round and smooth thighs like those are the best kind of thighs. But on top of that your thighs are accompanied by thigh highs, even though they aren’t black, they still show greatness. Honestly the best thighs I’ve seen in a long time. They rival anime thighs, and anime thighs are usually drawn to perfection. Your thighs get a solid 9/10. Your thighs could only be made better if they were accompanied by black thigh highs. Then they would be as good as some of the best anime thighs. I’m not simping, but your thighs are damn fine. Your thighs have the perfect thiccness to choke/strangle a man. They look like they would be smooth and soft to the touch.

The texture of how thighs look is important part. Just as one would not eat a disgusting looking meal that tastes amazing, I would not want thighs that have all the perfect qualities but look terrible. Your thighs, however, look clear. One other thing; thicc thighs that are caused from being overweight aren’t attractive in the slightest. Judging from the top picture though, I can say that is not why your thighs are thicc, as you seem to have a slim waist; so that just makes the thiccness better than your average thigh. Actually, you know what? I didn’t account for how the thighs’ achieved thicc in my initial, rushed critique, so I’ll reevaluate the rating to a 9.3/10. The thighs are the best thighs someone our age could have.

This has been GodBroccoli11’s thigh review, thanks for your time. And for your thighs.

Here is the truth, there are people out there like myself that don't think anyone is a gamer unless they are "core". I would never in a thousand years waste my time playing a single player game as a core gamer. People that play single player games, are not really gamers to us core gamers... they are tourists. We core gamers spend hours looking up configs, exploits, and load outs, playing at low settings on 144+ hz monitors with 1000hz polling rate mice, we are extremely competitive. The definition of casual gaming to a core gamer is playing single player games on ultra settings. A casual gamer plays for the escape, not the destruction of others. And to us, a casual gamer is not a gamer. If you can be trolled to the point where you are not having a good time, you need to turn within, harden up. Some people are more sensitive than others, maybe stay single player... keep in mind to some of us that 2 hours a day is not gaming, it's warming up.

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First I was all about Momo with her sexy ass. Then I saw a Mina fancam that blew me to kingdom come and I was all about some Mina. But then I saw the light. I saw that Tzuyu was indeed the meaning of life. I was falling in love with her. But now? Now Im obsessed with Nayeon. I want to marry this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ girl. She is out of this world cute and has a personality and fun factor about her to die for. Does anyone here have her phone number or know how I can get in contact with her?

Then I'll wait for you, i'll be 35 that time. If only that would happen, i'd be the happiest man in the world. I love you Jihyo.

Listen here... buddy you better watch your mouth cause she is MINE! You understand that?! No lifer.

Bought 250 albums to enter the lucky draw raffle for this lifetime opportunity ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

!give wuhan

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Hope you're sleeping well 😊 had fun with you and Chloe. Just know this, even though I'm 29, I value you two girls very much. When I took a vulnerable woman out of a bar and made her safe, it was the BEST feeling in the world as a man. I didn't realize it until 3 weeks later because I just did it naturally without thinking anything of it. That being said, if you girls are in need of help, do not hesitate to tell me, ok? 😊 I'm a U.S Marine and I will GLADLY protect you pretty girls because you're my sweethearts now😘 Even though I'm much older, you're safe with me, so I'll do whatever I can to make you feel comfortable, ok? Sleep well 😴

im just curious…ive been…for hentai…for a few year now…on and off during the years but it seems hentai will always be apart of me.

i was just curious…i have never been able to openly admit i love hentai…infact i deny it…saying its wrong…but…i dont understand it…how can people hate hentai? im just wondering…does deep down everyone love hentai just some openly accept it, even if never admitting it? its still human beings…just 2d or at times 3d drawn…i dont understand it…i hope i can build the courage to tell people i love it…i recently told a girl (shes distant from me) and she accepted it……so maybe im learning…i dunno…

no one has to post to this…please dont flame me…i just dont understand…why people would insult hentai fans….

ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!

There is a ♥♥♥ alert in aisle 4!

Someone came all over the floor. There is ♥♥♥ everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling semen. The amount of sperm and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of ♥♥♥ must have been produced by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue whale. Oh God I can smell it. The ♥♥♥ has invaded my nostrils. There is so much ♥♥♥. I cannot see. It's all white. Everything. White. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm *gargling noises* drowning- in- *more thick phlegm gargling* ♥♥♥! *dial tone*

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你他妈的刚刚说我什么,你这个小婊子? 告诉你,老子当年从海豹突击队训练班前几名毕业,秘密突袭基地组织的次数数都数不过来,一共击杀了 300 多人. 老子在油鸡战里面接受的训练,而是整个美军最好的狙击手之一. 你他妈给我好好记住, 我能轻松灭了你没人见过我这么好的枪法. 你以为你在网上对我这么说话还能没事? 我现在就在联系我在美国的间谍网络, 你的 IP 地址已经被我追踪了, 你他妈给我等着. 我无处不在, 而且我能用超过七百种方式空手杀了你. 我不仅系统学过徒手搏斗, 还掌握整个海军陆战队的武器库, 我能削死你这个败类玩意. 你要是能明白就好了, 冲着你那点小聪明的回复, 我会怎么报复你，那样也许你就不会管不住你的逼嘴. 但是你没明白, 所以现在你惹上大麻烦了, 臭傻逼. 我的怒火会将你吞噬. 你这个小崽子, 他妈的就是死人一个.

There's a girl I know on kik who frequently hosts "Loser Battles" where we all compete to send her the most money while we fap. 1st place gets nudes from her, 2nd gets nothing and 3rd place gets blocked. The last loser battle three losers including myself competed. I sent her $36 and got last place, 2nd place sent $40 and 1st place sent $80!! How am I supposed to compete with that?? Luckily the unblock fee was only $20 so I paid that right away...

To hit, or not to hit. Dost thou ever miss? I suppose it not. You have a male love interest, yet I would wager he does not kiss thee (Ye olde mwah). Furthermore; he will find another lass like he won't miss thee. And at the end of it all. He is going to skrrt, and he will hit that dab, as if he were the man known by the name of Wiz Khalifa

Current avatar: Megumin from Konosuba!

Oh 😲 so I’m a ♥♥♥♥♥? 🤬😈 Well a ♥♥♥♥♥ is a female dog 🐶👛 💅 dogs bark 📣🐩 bark grows on trees 🌲🌾 trees are nature 🦋🌈 and nature is beautiful 🌸🔥✨ so thank you for the compliment 💁‍♀️💝💫💐😘😹⚡️💘🌟🤷‍♀️🖕🏻💖🌚🌹

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Look👀, aye 😨 He's in love 😍 with who i am😝 back in high school 📖 i used to jerk him with my hands 👊🍆💦 now i hit👊😨 that orgy sex with condoms in my hands 😜✋ i did half a xan 😪 now I'm poundin' on my mans 🤤🍆

If whites aren't the superior race, then why is♥♥♥♥♥white?

Think about it. The source of all being. The life-blood of the human race, the vital fluid we all depend on for sustenance...is white.

Does this not indicate that the greatest among us are those who were forged in♥♥♥♥♥ to the point that their skin was whitened?
♥♥♥♥♥is not black or brown or yellow or blue, it is WHITE

And if white people are as virtuous as♥♥♥♥♥is delicious, then my allegiance is forever sworn to them.

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Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

just kidding there's nothing cool about being a♥♥♥♥♥go ♥♥♥♥ing hang from a tree you worthless ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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H-hey Dexter-kun. It's me Stan-chan! I know you don't know me that well, I sit in the column closest to the door and in the back row. Oh yeah, duh... LoL, we have Chemistry together with Ms. Raphatello. Ughh, she's such a b****! Anyways I'm being such a baka (LoL that's Japanese for idiot!). Oh, do you like Doujins too? I'm sure if you gave it a chance you would too if you don't already read it ~_~. I always look at you in Chemistry and you never seem to notice me... BAHHH WHAT AM I DOING?!?! GOMENASAI (gomenasai means sorry in Japanese ^.^). Just wanted to say hello and I really love your Battlefield 4 videos! Good luck Dexter-kun!

was a pleasure trading bodily fluids, your chromosomes were divine

+rep good trader

Too Much Water: oh i tripped
Too Much Water: oh no
Too Much Water: aaaaahhhh
Too Much Water: oh ♥♥♥♥ theres a burglar
Too Much Water: get on the ♥♥♥♥ ground ♥♥♥♥♥
Too Much Water: oh no
Too Much Water: get on the ♥♥♥♥♥ ground
Too Much Water: i dont like penis but it tastes really good
Too Much Water: ima ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ in your mouth
Too Much Water: aaaa its so gross
Too Much Water: uuhh
Too Much Water: UUUHHH
Too Much Water: UUUUUUUHHHHHHH
Remnant: stop

jingyang_down: your writing
qingyong_down: please shut up
jingyang_down: is actually good
qingyong_down: before my ♥♥♥♥ gets harder
qingyong_down: *HEAVY BREATHING*

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周末愉快!have a nice weekend!

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i just didnt want to reply to you, gottem

ooh gottem

you replied to this after 10 hours

its not idling, im actively playing it mr stan

are you really idling this game for a meme you cuck

sassy ass kid