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22 of 32 (69%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Be the Controller

Connect and play using a game controller.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 12:04am

The Best Man

Get married with the best man on the altar.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 2:28am

The Secret Gardener

Orange no-thumbs are the new green thumbs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2014 @ 11:53pm

Smokey the Dad

Only you can prevent kitchen fires.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2014 @ 10:16pm

Secret Shopper

Get the Sports Johnson cereal before the lady puts it in her cart.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 2:11am

Unacceptable Purchase!

You're the Earl of Lemondad.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 2:24am

Person-al Shopper

Help all of the shoppers fill their carts.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 2:10am

Oh Captain, My Captain

Visit with several of your crewmen while dressed as the captain.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 12:01am

Band of Blubbers

Rescue five of your brethren from an awful fate.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 12:53am

Cod of Duty

The fishslap is the ultimate insult.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 1:02am

Head Otter

Wear the sea otter head.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 12:23am

The Hero they Deserve

Manage to rescue more than 15 kelp in the World of Kelp otter game.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 2:56am

Amazonian Antagonist

In the jungle, you survive by any means necessary. Even cheating.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 12:45am

Dunk Tank

Come on and slam and welcome to the Amazon.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 12:47am

Poor Workplace Etiquette

Go the extra mile in ruining the break room (and Joe's reputation).
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2014 @ 11:00pm

Everybody Loves Joe

Make the rounds as the aquarium's resident socialite shark.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 1:18am

Secrets of the Deep

Reveal the pride of the aquarium's jellyfish collection.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 12:09am

No Cutsies

We have rules for a reason.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 1:38am

Independent Woman

Scarlet plugs all of the cafeteria fountain spouts without your help.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 1:25am

Au Naturel

Nothing left to hide.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 3:32am

World's Best Dad

Beat the game.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2014 @ 11:24pm

Dadliest Wardrobe

Collect all ties in the game.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 12:17am



Trickshot-gun wedding

Throw the ring onto Scarlet's finger from a distance.

Domino Dynamo

They were just lined up so perfectly...

Trim Your Moustache

Get sucked into the riding mower.

Around the World in Several Seconds

Complete the World of Kelp globe game in less than 30 seconds.

Stay True to Yourself

Sneak to the cafeteria without the use of a disguise.

Silent But Dadly

Sneak past the biologist in the mens room before creating a diversion in the break room.

Dancing in the Dark

Complete the Deep Sea dance challenge without missing a step.

Stairs with Attitude

Climb the escalators in less than 30 seconds.

Number 1 Dad

Beat the game without losing.

Number 100 Dad

Die more than 100 times in a playthrough.
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