while the rest of you picked carry
my eyes became teary
i bought that donkey
i bought those wards
4 tangos and 3 branches are all i got

i did those pull
i did those deny
but wtf you just died

the mid pudge wants me to ward the runes
but the donkey is still crawling

they call me noob for not buying wards
but a gold per second is all i get
and i dont even have my boots yet