Recent reviews by 🜃Retro🜁

I have never played something so addictive and yet infuriating in all my life.
You'd spend more on a game from google play and get far less amount of fun.

Works great when the DRM cord doesn't have a heart attack and ruin your game.

It'll crush your tiny little boy balls.
And you'll ask for more.

Damn fine mess you're in.
Damn fine Story.
Damn hard choices to make.
Damn good game.

I hope you like playing a husk of a great game.
I hope you like 5 one liners over and over again.
I hope you like finding the urdge to play Serious Sam while playing this.
I hope you like thinking about what painkiller was.
I hope you like the taste of demon souls in the morning.

I feel ripped at even $5.