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You know those old flash games on Newgrounds where the objective was to bang every chick you saw by clicking on the obviously not wrong answer until you got to the sex scene? Well this is kinda like that except the characters are actual characters and the gameplay is more intuitive than just pressing the "GO FASTER" button every minute. 2007 was a different time.

If get this game for any other reason than to meme, you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ liar and you know it. Either that or your friend sent it to you. ♥♥♥♥ you Tristan.

To put it bluntly, Celeste is one of the best games I've played in recent memory. The game plays incredibly fluid thanks to the tight controls, the challenge is just perfect (unless you're doing the optional variants of each stage), and the soundtrack is absolutely breathtaking. I'm not kidding when I say the music itself is worth the price of the game. While this game is certainly not for everyone, if you enjoy 2D platformers, this is a definite must play.

This game's name is a blatant lie, starving is generally the least of your worries. An incredibly fun experience if you can get some buddies to play with, and since the purchase comes with two games, that makes it even more accessible. If you've got friends to play this game with, definitely give it a shot. Just don't let anyone carry a torch anywhere near your base. Just trust me on that one.

It's a good game but why is there no Spider-Man? He's my favorite Detective Comics DC Comics superhero! What the hell Marvel?

I originally got this game on Xbox 360 when it came out because of Phoenix Wright. He was incredibly hard to use, I sucked ass, my team sucked ass, and I won like 3 games. 7 years later and I got it on steam because I wanted to re-play as Wright. He is incredibly hard to use, I suck ass, my team sucks ass, and I've won no games. But hey, I get to throw out raw Objections as my favorite spikey-haired lawyer, so I'd say I got my money's worth.

Do you ever just look at your steam library and wonder where your life took a wrong turn? I like to think that this game symbolizes that exact moment for me. The anime tiddes aren't even that good here tbh...
But seriously if you're at a point in life where you want to beat your meat on steam just get HunniePop instead.
Also ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the translation. This is duwang level quality right here.

Let's be honest, you're not reading Garfield Kart reviews to see if the game is good, you're just here for the memes. Which is all this game is really, a boring one-off joke made by some very unfunny person. Great description for Garfield in general actually.

Does Skyrim even really need a review at this point? Give Todd your money already ya goof.

10/10 best nightmare fuel ever.