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"Head moderator at r/dankmemes with 7,5M karma and snowballing. The singular MtF (xigg/xer) frontend intern, confirmed -3σ from the mean IQ by multiple independent specialists, assigned to CS2 devops at Valve HQ (2023-09-27). Mastermind concocter of R8-revolver release. Currently on paid administrative leave due to mental decline, pursuing the noble task of bullyhunting in offline games and manualbanning scum of the earth skinchanger users. Presumed to return: 2024-10-03
HoHOHO people of the republic, banger update dropped harder than Gabens sagging balls at 30 from the DIY vasectomy on his yacht by a vietnamese child. Nuketown would not have survived this drop of our favourite source 2 not-Valorant (since were ring3 remember, and serverside AI coming soon® aswell guys the more you ask for it the later is release), now featuring TWO unique new maps with gameplay and nn0v*nn*nt more linear than og doom. What unintentional fun novel mechanic did we bring to the game this time, is it lag-on-peek perhaps? And is the codebase sphaggetti carbonara or bolognese? We, ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ will, ᕕ( ᐕ )ᕗ not, ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LJ-BH-PXS-EB-JB into that question right after our sponsor; skinsmonkey!"

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