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Most of us think we are superior to potatoes. We eat them. We control their growth and population. We think they are merely lifeless objects with only one purpose; to be food.
We are wrong. Potatoes have lives and souls, and they should be treated with respect.
Although humans were the ones who domesticated them, wild potato-like plants had probably existed far longer than hominids had. If this is true, it can be argued that potatoes are actually superior to humans.
There may be a low chance that potatoes will mutate into intelligent life forms and dominate human beings in the far future.
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