Recent reviews by Harold Dingdong

I like how you can drive a car, that's really cool. I just wish there were more trans characters and/or a McDonalds I could visit.

A lot of bad players are review bombing this game. Go play Crab Champions you Gen-Z trash.

The only reason this game has positive reviews is because the FF14 community that is all about "PoSiTiVe ViBeS oNlY" brigades the review section.

I like this game.

I have a friend he is asian but it won't let him stop babysitting a girl who doesn't like him or help him get stains out of his bed. Like who cares when there is wood in your yard. What about the the car who can't play golf?

I can do all of things that I'm too much of a ♥♥♥♥♥ to do IRL. Like ride a horse, rob people, and suck venom out of another man's leg.

This game is so hard it screwed my mom.

Fun game. I usually despise indie games seeing as they are usually critically acclaimed but suck. This doesn't suck and is actually fun.

This game is a huge ripoff of Terraria. Now with that out of the way, let's get into a proper review.

At first this game was kind of fun. You dig, get some ore and ♥♥♥♥, make some gear, kill a boss, then go to a new planet. After about the second time of doing this, you realize that is all this game is. The same ♥♥♥♥. You dig for hours, make some gear, kill an easy boss, then go to a new planet to do the same thing over again.

Not only is this boring, there is zero incentive to explore or do anything besides DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG. Your best armors and weapons are CRAFTED! Crafted using ore from DIGGING! Not running dungeons or killing some bad ass boss. What's the point in getting great gear when there is no purpose to use it? There is no endgame. There is no purpose to keep digging for hours except to get different looking armor or to make your worthless house look pretty.

Another indie game with huge hype that fails to deliver.

An indie game that I actually enjoyed playing and actually can live up to it's hype.