Game on! Ready when you are

Time for a comeback?

team again?

Let's make today a gaming day!

As is written.

The muad’ib makes no spelling mistakes.

-rep

This guy launched this entire army against mine and lost. As he stood there devastated I flashed him my voluptuous breasts from across the field. I saw the tears in your eyes as you realized - these were the last boo-bies you’d ever see. Post flash, I ordered my army to march towards what was left of yours. I watched my men use the power of the gods to smite down your soldiers whom covered with shark teeth and alligator skin. My men defeated yours within minutes. I walk over to you, with tears in both of our eyes. We hold hands but jokes on your I had one of those little palm shocker things in my hand. It was all a ruse. I’ve defeated you physically and emotionally. I then whip out my favorite crysknife that I got from my sandworm pet. At this moment you realize I am the Muad’ib.

+rep broski

+rep nice mate

<3

I have now won

I whip out my ♥♥♥♥ and pee, Full stream, unleash a Nile river - like piss. Thoroughly claiming the land in which i had just conquered. Or so i had thought, there was still one beast standing right in front of me, it was the coco. I saw the look in its eyes, as it was looking death straight in the face. I rose my hammer into the sky, drawing a mighty amount of power and torque to swing. Before my swing i gaze in your eyes and see the fear. I slam the hammer down at you, smashing your entire body as if you were instantly summoned to the bottom of the Mariana trench. Flattened as if you were a bloodied piece of paper.

I once saw this guy wrestle a croc. It was extremely noteworthy watching this behemoth of a man, completely naked perform such high level jujitsu on a wild and such aggressive animal. His muscles were bulging out of his skin as if he were soon to explode. The shear amount of sweat dripping from his forehead was vast enough to fill a lake to its brim, all Yankee too. The wrestle match went on for hours and hours, until the two beasts tired each other out. I then walked up to the battle field and took out my freshly pressed 42kg hammer. I let both the coco, and the croc gaze at the shiny iridium hammer, i could see their eyes twinkle as they began to realize this was the last thing they were both to see before death. I swiftly calked my arm back, fiercely gripping the hammers base and swung with all my might at the crocodiles head. I had smashed its head into what looked to be a pile of cow ♥♥♥♥

We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
My friend just got downed
I revived him, now we're heading south-bound
Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets
Look at the map, go to the marked sheet

rin is still good <3

actually has baby arms

I have a home phone system that comes with three phones. The main phone is in the kitchen next to the microwave, another is on the same floor in the computer room, and the other one is upstairs. Whenever the phone rings and I'm in the computer room, I always press the "off" button on the phone if it's a random number I don't recognize because the main phone that's next to the microwave is only a few feet from the phone that I'm next to, the one that's in the computer room. The reason I turn the phone off is because whenever someone calls, every phone in the house rings simultaneously, and the close proximity of the main phone and the phone in the computer room makes the ringing sound of the phone extremely annoying. By turning one phone off so that the two ringing sounds aren't in synch, it makes the noise a lot more bearable.

The launch of President Trump's campaign was an EPIC success, but liberals are already trying to take us down.

The RADICIAL leftist socialists won't stop until they turn America in to a SOCIALIST COUNTRY. We can't let that happen.

Contribute ANY AMOUNT IMMEDIATELY to stand by President Trump and DEFEND CAPITALISM.

+rep so hot and sexy

+rep add me

i mean......he has a c-tier wifu as his pfp.......... i think that speaks for itself

blew up his house in minecraft, wont talk to me anymore.... k

this is the most toxic grown man I have ever played with. Lives at home with his parents and picks on children

+Rep Good Player

does anyone want to be my girlfriend or boyfriend and play roblox?

thats a good anime

+rep he said he was famous too

+rep ♥♥♥♥ was almost too big for my ass to handle.

My twitch is a health issue, don't make fun of it.

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