Recent reviews by alice

u can give urself a fat tummy and it jiggles /10

has some of the greatest games of all time excluding 4 ♥♥♥♥ that ugly ass game

this game is so good that if it had sex with my wife i wouldnt even mind

funny game where you kill your friends 10/1

its good

sucking off the homeless 10/10

but really this game is amazing. i highly suggest you install a few mods, Bloodlines Unofficial Patch, Dev0lved ENB were probably the most important ones I used. While gameplay can be a bit tedious at times, ( a few instances I had to use godmode where I was softlocked) the game really shines in the story and the characters specifically which will make all of the other issues not as noticeable. I pray that Bloodlines 2 will be able to hold a candle to this underrated gem.

Ignore my extremely low playtime, because I was playing on the patched version which used a different .exe which Steam would not register my playtime, which would probably be in the 40-50 hour range.

This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing. Game of the decade unironically. Unlike anything you have ever played. looking forward to gorbino's quest 2

its just fine

This game is a must-have for any owners of Steam. No excuses.