Well Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach is an ambitious title that certainly has. Ambition. I recently got my third vaccination booster and I must say, the thought of enjoying, "enjoying," this Freddy Fazbear Fun Experience while undergoing severe muscle pain has been something I was personally looking forward too. However,

As I write this review, I am downloading a 5 GB patch for the game, which requires 70 GB of storage in order to download. I have uninstalled Red Dead Redemption 2 (Online) so I can continue to play this "game" that my dear friend so kindly bought for me this Merry Christmas.

On the addition of playing such a vast and ambitious title, while also sacrificing many games i do, in fact, enjoy, I have to say, that Scot Cawthon is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hack, Steel Wool Productions should be fired again, they don't Pixar, and they most certainly do not have the capacity to make a video game of this ambition or size. It is my opinion, that Scott Cawthon should be tried for warcrimes, as even Srebrenica cannot compete for the title of worst crime committed against the human race, by the human race.

As it stands, I will continue to play this game for the entertainment of others, as I have no sense of self worth or respect, as any sane individual with a modicum of self respect would not undergo such rigorous torture. It is my firm belief, that if I had a small man in my room, poking my balls with a hot iron, I would gain much more enjoyment than enduring five more minutes in the ball pit with the moon man.

I would consider myself a Gamer, one with significant experience in the field of PC gaming, and have written extensive, and comprehensive on titles such as Bendy and the Ink Machine, another game bought by my captors who forced me to suffer for the sick, sexual pleasure. As a Gamer, I believe it is my duty to warn the populace that Scott Cawthon is coming for you, and your file storage is not safe from his endless tyranny.

REFFERENDUM:

I have beaten the game now, and after I post this review I will not hesitate to remove this game, not only from my computer, but from my Steam Library as a whole. I will be undergoing cognitive-behavioural therapy (CBT) to permanantly remove this game from my brain. Even with the scars of war gone, my memory will never truly be in tact after playing this game. The minute I stepped out those doors, and Freddy stopped me to ask if I would be willing to stop Vanny (yeah you're getting spoilers, I hope this ruins your experience as much as my experience was ruined by playing the game) I proceeded to yeet the bear into the rising sun as I made my escape. Not today moon man. Not today.