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Recent reviews by notwhal

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
101.8 hrs on record (100.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Game is broken, hoping Wrath finally adds sex to fix the game :(
Posted 16 August, 2022.
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136.4 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
The best game ever created. A shame the PC port released with lag bugs, but I was lucky to have the less intense problems.

10/10
Posted 27 February, 2022.
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202.3 hrs on record (60.8 hrs at review time)
started from rock bottom with no arm
avoided malnutrition by stealing food at night
got caught, lost my leg while being arrested
eventually stole enough to get my leg back
i am now a martial arts god and have two apprentices
i am now building a kill squad to destroy the holy nation
Posted 16 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
40.6 hrs on record (28.1 hrs at review time)
i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ did it

i killed isshin
Posted 6 December, 2020.
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12.0 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
broom brrrrr vroom
Posted 22 November, 2020.
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17.7 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
haha fat little men go brrrr
Posted 11 October, 2020.
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36.1 hrs on record (14.8 hrs at review time)
This game not only has the best FPS movement mechanics in gaming history, but also has the best story of any FPS I've ever come across. Absolutely worth the minimal $10.
Posted 1 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
98.9 hrs on record (57.7 hrs at review time)
please help
Posted 27 June, 2020.
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17 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
42.7 hrs on record (36.3 hrs at review time)
So sad the devs stopped updating. Please don't let that stop you from buying this game and joining us in the Absolver community. This game is absolutely a blast 10/10
Posted 13 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
83.8 hrs on record (60.1 hrs at review time)
hehe haah brrrr vroom truck goes wrrrrr hahahahahhaa
Posted 24 April, 2020.
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