Hey? Are you playing Deadlock™? (Don't tell me, it's a secret!)

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Good afternoon good sir, we at the World Society of Urology have received your questions sent by email, and it is a pleasure to answer them:

1) Yes, 5 cm is considered small.
a. We suggest a surgical procedure.

2) No, it is not common for condoms to be loose during intercourse. There is no "normal" PP size. The size is unique to the person.

3) Although 5 cm is a very small size, it is still possible for your partner to reach orgasm during sexual intercourse. If this does not occur in your relationships as mentioned, it may be a lack of competence on your part.

4) No, you cannot take the touch exam, it is only for people over 50 years old. Please stop sending us letters asking.

5) The strong attraction to people of the same sex is indeed a sign of homosexuality.

We have no further question to answer.
Please reach out to us if you have any questions.

Yeah, i’m crabby, and you wanna know why?

Because I have crabs.

That’s right.

I thought it’d be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named los cangrejos, turns out in Spanish that means tha' crabs. I spent 700 dollars for the crabs! so the next time you think to yourself “hey ill have sex with a women that in that language means ‘the crabs’ “ maybe you’ll open up your travelers dictionary, but hey, now you know.

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Roudydogg1: haha damm
reddit copypasta subreddit
funny XD!
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Look you little ♥♥♥♥. There's something called a backspace key. For many keyboards it might be an arrow pointing left or maybe it'll just be branded "BACKSPACE". Before you start typing some random incoherent hurr durr ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t on /a/, take a look at that key on your keyboard and assert whether it is worth the embarrassment pointing out how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the psyche of your being is. Sure you're Botmin, but deep inside you're a lonely unintelligent ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only resorts to 'fitting in with the cool kids' by using overused memes, some memes you have no business with, and still manage to pull off that "I'm a tough guy act".

For the record, get the ♥♥♥♥ off the net and reevaluate your pathetic attitude. This isn't copypasta, I took the time to write this for you, for the well being of your pathetic existence.