3 guys hiking in the woods find a lamp. One of them picks up the lamp and gives it a rub, and out comes a genie! The genie says "Great thanks, wanderers! For freeing me, I shall grant you each 3 wishes!". The first man immediately blurts out "I wish for a billion dollars!". POOF! The man's bank account now says he has $1,000,050.25. The second man thinks for a bit and then says "I wish to be the richest man in the world!". POOF! He's now holding a paper saying his net worth 100 billion dollars. The third guy thinks even longer about his wish then says "I wish my left arm will rotate counter clockwise for the rest of my life!". POOF! His arm starts rotating. The genie tells them it's time for their second wish. The first man says "I wish to be married to the most beautiful woman on the planet!" POOF! A stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm. Second guy says "I wish to be good-looking and charismatic so I can any girl I want!". POOF! His looks change and the first man's wife starts flirting with him. The third guy blurts out "I wish my right arm would rotate clockwise for the rest of my life!". POOF! Now both his arms are rotating in opposite directions. Genie says "It's time for your third and final wish, Think carefully.". First guy thinks for a while and says "I never want to get sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die!" POOF! His complexion improves, his acme fades away, and his knees don't bother him anymore. Second guy says "I wish to never grow old. I want to stay 29 forever!" POOF! He looks younger already! Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last and final wish is for my head to nod back and forth!" POOF! He's now flailing his arms and nodding his head up and down. The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the three men go their separate ways. Manny years later, they meet again. They chat and exchange stories on how things have been going lately. First guy is ecstatic "I've invested my money and multiplied it many times over! Me and my family are pretty much the richest of the rich forever! My wife's a freak under the sheets and I have t gotten so much as a cold my whole life!" Second chimes in "Well, I built charities world wide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive, and I'm revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we met. Also, yeah, I agree, your wife is pretty wild in bed." Third guys walks in still flailing his arms around and nodding his head up and down and says: "Guys, I think I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up."