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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 7:31am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2020 @ 2:15am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 3:51am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 5:15pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 12:47pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 4:20am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 5:34pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 12:42pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 4:13pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 5:22pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2016 @ 9:37pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2014 @ 3:55pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2014 @ 4:01pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2014 @ 6:30pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2014 @ 1:22pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 5:25pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 5:22pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 4:58am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 4:05am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2014 @ 3:59pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2014 @ 1:05pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 3:38am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2014 @ 3:40pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2014 @ 4:02pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2014 @ 3:47pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2014 @ 9:22am

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2020 @ 12:48am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2017 @ 3:58pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2020 @ 1:24am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 1:14am

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2020 @ 12:38am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 1:24am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 4:51am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 1:29am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 1:41am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 4:12pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 5:03pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 5:10pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 3:17am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 3:24am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 1:07am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 1:00am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 4:29am

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2020 @ 4:34am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 1:14am

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2020 @ 1:24am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2018 @ 3:19pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2018 @ 2:31pm



Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
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Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
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