"If it's not bigger than yours then they're still a girl" - Tyler

"Where do you live? In Mexico? Your internet is bad on both. Do you have a cactus as a Wi-Fi router?" - Gibby

"White people in Africa are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ starving" - Tyler

"Sneezing is how lesbians orgasm." - Gibby

"You leave my hand shoes and horse grades alone!" - Mason

"Wait! That's wrong! She's going to write 8 for 16 divided by 2! Wait...." - Tyler

"If you can't beat them, blow them!" - Tyler

"Nep is love, Nep is life" - 肉キュン

"Why work today when you can do the work tomorrow..." - Reese Whitherspoon

"He's not even moving!" - Isaiah

"You better bring a spoon or a straw because you'll either be eating ♥♥♥♥ or sucking it!" - Michael

"I don't wanna get political but... say I'm republican and you, Aaron, are... Dominican..?" - My Son

"I know that you can't, but... I'm afraid that I'll get scammed." - Gibby