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Earth Destroyed by Solar Flare -- film clips at eleven.
😭
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.
😪
Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity:
At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today.
😯
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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"More software projects have gone awry for lack of calendar time than for all
other causes combined."
-- Fred Brooks, Jr., _The Mythical Man Month_
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play the violin.
-- Honor'e DeBalzac
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The amount of time between slipping on the peel and landing on the
pavement is precisely 1 bananosecond.
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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
-- Dylan Thomas