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/patpatpat

according to all known laws of aviation there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are to small to lift its fat little body off the ground. But bees of course do so anyways because they don't care what we think.

ill show you who's boss of this gym.

/headbutts x3

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

no u

/headbutts

I'd rather catch u bby.

~~[Like this post to instantly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die]~~

The ting goes uuwaaa! nya nya nya nya~! Kyakun-nya-nya, and a pyon-pyon-purrr-nyaa skyaaaaaaa~~~nya-nya-meow-meow-purrr-purr pyan, pyan!!! You don't knyaaaw~ big paw
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😸😸😸😸 HEY ALL YOU SLUTTY FURRIES OUT THERE 👯 IT’S TIME TO CELEBRATE FALL 🍂🍂🍃🍃🍁🍁 BY APPRECIATING ALL THOSE FOXY DADDIES OUT THERE 🐺🐺🐺 IT’S THAT TIME IF YEAR TO SETTLE DOWN WITH A CUP OF PUMPKIN SPICE 🎃🎃🎃 ☕️☕️☕️AND A NICE HOT YIFF 😏🙊💦 IT’S TIME TO ENJOY THE BEAUTIFUL FALL COLOURS 🍂🍁🍂🍁 AND GET KNOTTED 😩👅💦 SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR SLUTTIEST FURFRIENDS 👯👯👯👯👯 YOU GET 0️⃣ YOU’RE A YIFFLESS VANILLA 😿😧 GET 3️⃣ AND YOU’RE A SQUISHY LITTLE AUTUMN BUNNY 🐰🐇💦 GET 5️⃣ AND YOU’RE A FOXY FALL FREAK 😏💦🐺 GET 🔟 AND YOU’RE A YIFFTASTIC MAPLE TIGER 🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅😩😩😩😩💦💦💦💦

Hit turbo

implying that is a scenario that would stop me w

talk ♥♥♥♥ turbo gets hit

"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to aither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

In Japan, there are 3 ways to say “I love you”:

You say “Daisuki (大好き)” for the friends and person you like,

you say “Aishiteru (愛してる)” for a more serious relationship,

and you say “Koishiteru ( 恋してる)” to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

And they follow this rule. They preserve the meaning of ‘I love you’ and never lose its essence unlike us.

Share this with 5 people if you want to turn into a loli.

I woke up on Sunday morning with a bad head and a sore ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I couldn’t even open my eyes at first. I reached across the bed hunting for the guy I had brought home from the club. My fingers slithered across an empty space. He was gone. Bastard! He must have crept out while I was unconscious.
Then the telephone started to ring.
♥♥♥♥!
I forced my eyes open. It took a moment for my vision to focus on the bedside clock. It was eleven-thirty. The phone continued ringing. My headache was getting worse. I grabbed the receiver just so the noise would stop.
“Yeah,” I grumbled.
“Good morning, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Another Sunday morning hangover?”

Despite its obvious appearance, I assure you by putting this in your mouth you will get delicious milk tea. Now now, I can hear you thinking: "why does this container look like a penis?". Do not worry! It's a fashionable. Why is it attached to my body? Well it's just easier to feed you this way, hands free! This penis shaped bottle will definitely give you milk tea. Don't twist the cap open, gently rub it with your tongue.

🐰 HOP HOP HOP 🐰 onto that ⤴️ RISEN ✝ JESUS ✝ ♥♥♥♥! 🍆💦 On this day, our lord 🙏 & savior 🙏 ROSE 👆👆 THAT ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 up ⬆️ to save 🙌 us all & open the LEGS of 🙏⛅️ HEAVEN’S ♥♥♥♥♥ 💦🐱💦 Jesus has ♥♥♥ 💦 again & now the 🐇🐰 EASTER BUNNY 🐰🐇is 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to nibble 👅 on that 🍆 CARROT ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your HORNIEST 💦🔥 HOLY HOES 🙏✝ this resERECTION day 🍆💦 or you wont get that EASTER 🍬 CANDY 🍬 ♥♥♥♥ in your basket 😭🍆 Get 3️⃣ back & you’ll be BLESSED 🙏 with the HOLY 💦♥♥♥💦 OF CHRIST✝️ Get 5️⃣ back & you'll get nailed 🔨😘 on a CROSS tonight✝️💦 Get 🔟 back & you'll get CARROTS 🐰 up your ASS🍑🍑 for the next 4️⃣0️⃣ DAYS😩🙏🏽💦

just a kawaii japanese schoolgirl .^ and I love to play VIDYA GAMEZ!!! sumtims I can be really RANDUM :3 I love <3 animu and mango and it helps me get through rough times like when my favorite animu or mango ends!!!! THATS THE WORSE-desu!!! if u want to play any games with me just ask because I LOVE to just hang out and if anyone wants an imouto or onee chan, don't be nervous to ask :P
p.s. thigh highs are the way into my heart <3

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Your puny efforts amuse me, Pork Master.

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I was playing battlefield Hardline online this afternoon and this guy sucking ass kept complaining that the game sucks and it's for cod ♥♥♥ noobs and I'm just like what are you talking about dude why are you even playing the game just uninstall it and that's when my mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ are they losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this. This is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

vapeorwaaave

I misclicked

VOSS WATER IS BETTER THAN FIJI

gnarl·y
ˈnärlē/
adjective
2. unpleasant; unattractive.
"train stations can be pretty gnarly places"

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AngleDevul69

what's your tinder

Oh ♥♥♥♥, I'm sorry

Wot the ♥♥♥ did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest ♥♥♥♥♥ in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling

ken da bear, go uguu

ken ken my fren fren

gay

asl?

where's my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bento you piece of ♥♥♥♥

The royal penis is clean your highness.

Just because I'm eleven doesn't mean that I can't be a perv. I'm mature. I write yaoi fanfiction. I have many people who like my yaoi posts on fanfiction.net and deviantART. I read yaoi every day. Yaoi is my life. I couldn't live without yaoi. I would die without it. I know everything about yaoi sex. I'M NOT STUPID. I read my first doujinshi when I was ten. I'm NOT like the other kids, SO STOP SAYING THAT I AM. I'm sick of it. I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick of all of it. I'll have you know that I knew what a penis does when I was NINE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YEARS OLD. NINE. I WAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NINE. I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A PENIS WAS WHEN YOU WERE NINE. I type with proper grammar, and you don't. You aren't better than me. You don't even use the right word for yaoi. It's not gay. Do your research.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

radical

Thanks for the righteous acceptance, broski

Tubular dude

I love memes!

it's dat boi