+rep good teammate

Happy Holidays muh dude. Remember, one fart in the wild is worth more than two in the pants.

Deploying a tactical potato here.

Где мои фламинго?

Once there was a guy trimming his tree, you see. He felt so proud and put on a shroud. Alas with cloth on his face, to his disgrace he tripped on a rock, fell to the ground and cut off his ****.

Do you know the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? The pickpocket will snatch watches.