Recent reviews by Apexial

Absolutely amazing game if you have the right gear. Bump your music up to max volume. This is needed to experience a real war simulator. Then when you step on a mine, KABOOOM.

IGN - 10/10 Ears blown to pieces.
Kotaku - 9.5/10 Could have made the explosion louder.
Gamespot - 69/10 True war game. You can die in every possible way.

A Hideo Kojima game.

Smooth launch. No crashes. Solid as ♥♥♥♥. The prologue was really unique to me. Played all the other Metal Gear games and boy does this feel different right away. You'll get absorbed into the game. After all, it's a Hideo Kojima game.

Horse riding simulator 10/10.
Game mechanics 10/10.
Story Hideo/Kojima.

Rust... The lovely survival game I played in the good ol' times. You can kill zombies... Kill players... Save players... Kill those bears that kill you while you kill it... Attempt to kill wolves... Then run away... Then die... Minus the kill zombies part because they removed it. Well let me elaborate on the "die" part... The part after the wolf... You don't die by the wolves. You die by other players... That are naked with their penises hanging down low... Yes... This game has turned into an e-peen contest where others will kill you right away with their penises swaying back and forth as they chase you... With a rock. You can't ever get them to stop chasing you unless your penis is bigger than theirs.

Penis Size Simulator 10/10

After months of searching for a five man team, I have finished my quest. But little did I know, there was a bigger quest in front of me. This was the last quest. The quest that determined whether I live or die. The queue.

Queue Simulator 10/10.

I'm op on this game.

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