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Information given: I've been a member of steam since May 21, 2011. I have over 400 hours in TF2 (but also enjoy Portal 2, Borderlands, and Saints Row III). I play on a Mac, but have Windows on Bootcamp for Windows-only games. (This information proves that I'm the real me.)

But really? I like to have fun. It doesn't *really* matter if a game is played by a billion people or has the best graphics ever. Just as long as it's fun. (Friends to play it with always helps the fun)

Need to bank weapons, keys, hats, or MvM Tickets? Goto scrap.tf - they're awesome!!
[scrap.tf] Scrapta Clause: Scrappy holidays!

Blink - ʇno ƃuıɥsɐɔ: what time is it?
[scrap.tf] Scraponomy Crasher: I'm afraid we I doubt understand the concept of time that you organics are so fond of.
Blink - ʇno ƃuıɥsɐɔ: you can grammar the good
[scrap.tf] Scraponomy Crasher: Yup


My profile name, Mr. Clickety-Clack Man, describes how I type. If you were wondering.

Th3_Clickety-Clack Man: oh Oh OHHH oh
Th3_Jester: oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The answer is always 3 1/2 .2

Varren taught me a bunch when I purchased my first ever unusual - a Bubbling Fed Fightin' Fedora. (I bought an Orbit. Fire Hermes with it. Then I bought an Orbit. Planets Noble Amassment of Hats with that. Then I bought a Bubbling Towering Pillar of Hats with THAT. Then an Orbit. Fire Trophy Belt and a Nuts and Bolts Brain Bucket with THAAAAAAAAT. THENNNNN I bought an Orbit. Fire. Officer's Ushanka. YEAHHH....I'm just going to list the hats off from here: Orbit. Fire Outdoorsman, Circling Peace Sign Outdoorsman (which I won in a backpack.tf raffle!), Orbiting Planets Outdoorsman, Blizzardy Storm Hot Dogger, Circling TF Logo Hot Dogger, Eerie Orbiting Fire Bonk Helm, Blizzardy Storm German Gonzila, [insert next hat here])

Dream unusual? Cloudy Moon Outdoorsman, or maybe a Knifestorm Hermes. Burning Team Capt. would be nice too. Orbiting Fire is a nice effect in my opinion.
If you need to find a certain unusual, this might help: http://www.unusual-hat-search.com

You must be bored if you've read this far through my profile by now.

The Hat Act is an Act of the Parliament of Great Britain (citation 5 Geo II. c. 22) enacted in 1732 to control hat production by the Americans in the Thirteen Colonies. It specifically placed limits on the manufacture, sale, and exportation of American-made hats. The act also restricted hiring practices by limiting the number of workers that hatmakers could employ, and placing limits on apprenticeships by only allowing 2 apprentices. The law's effect was that Americans in the colonies were forced to buy British-made goods, and this artificial trade restraint meant that Americans paid four times as much for hats and cloth imported from Britain than for local goods. It was repealed by the Statute Law Revision Act 1867.
Love and tolerate. /)