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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:49pm

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:06pm

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 10:02pm

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:36pm

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:14pm

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 10:40pm

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 10:19pm

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 10:11pm



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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