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Dear customer,
We regret to inform you that the card titled "Daddy's Debit" has declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows:

1x Giga Elephant Dildo 10' black rubber edition
3x Brazillian Backdoor Strippers
1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies™
6x Magnum condoms (Soft Touch Edition)
5x Cucumbers
1x Small Condom
2x Subscription to Katisu's Twitch stream
1x Mountable Saddle w/ 12' Dildo Attatchment

Please respond back to us using your old email: i♥♥♥♥[email protected]

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Thank you very much :D I've been waiting for this for months. Where has it been? I know it's the best Asian kind all the way from China but gosh, three months? Really? It's like it was filmed yesterday. Well, time to grab a bag of popcorn and enjoy. See you when I've lost my dignity and the energy to live.