Old Man
*sigh*
 
 
We live in a dark age of history. People don't want to listen, don't want to change, and if they change, it's always for the worse. The internet warps minds, distorts thoughts and corrupts your soul. Memes used to spread new-age propaganda and forced diseased mentalities. It's all senseless masturbation and a bastardization of the human being. There is not a good person out there, not a single one. If they say they're good, they're not, and if they say they're bad, they're not, it's all a big clutter of insanity. After more than a decade of internet usage, I don't know if I can put up with any of it anymore. Times will never get better. The people of the old world are dead, and the ones of the new millennium, the ones of the 7th era, discarding history, disregarding events that happened and only counting those that benefit them and them alone, it's not done for the repetition of history, but to show you the degradation of humanity. I keep telling myself how I'll quit, I don't want any of this anymore, it's all bad, all of it is garbage, but yet here I am, lacking courage. But when that one day will come, I will tell it: "I don't want you, I don't need you", tear it apart, throw it out the window, smash it to bits. No more computer, no more laptop, no more smartphone and anything else rancid under the sun. No more internet. And then I will be free. Will I miss the friends I've met? Of course, but it's a sacrifice worth doing. The pain of loss will subside, but the feeling of freedom cannot be replaced by false joys or false people. How we've been all lied, but oh the blind fools that keep going forward as if nothing is wrong, wait until you fall into a pit and no one will hear you cry, no one will come to help, for the other blind fools are also deaf, not helping you until you help them first. There are no words to make justice, to fill the gap and the void by all the damages done over the years. How many people will look at this and laugh, thinking it's a troll text or a copy-pasta and keep going on with their day, nothing wrong nothing wrong, tell a lie, all better now. After all, I'm just a big wall of text. I cannot see, I cannot listen, for the words you'll be saying will only be believed by yourself.
To those whose ears function, these words are for you: get rid of the internet. There is nothing good in it, and if you think reason x or reason y is worth keeping it, it isn't. Rid of your smartphone or downgrade it, and if you think this app is useful, this can be a life saver, if you let your phone think for you, you're no better than a cow getting pushed to a slaughterhouse, except worse, for you have a working mind, but do it willingly. Rid of your TV, there is nothing important to be learned there, only programs to induce hatred, gospel and depression. Rid of your radio, music made to incite, made to lose concentration and to make you lose your calm, the other bad omen messages hidden in lyrics are just icing on top. And there is so much more that you can do, but I believe this is enough for now. The rest you will figure out on your own.
I don't know how much longer I'll be around. To my Steam friends I tell you I'm glad I met some of you and thoroughly talked with. You are better than you think you are. To the people that hate me and sent me ugly messages, to you I tell you that it's alright. The internet is made to spread hatred and encourage violent behavior, you acted irrationally and irascibly not out of your own volition. You were pushed by internet doctrines and hive mind thinking to say such horrible things. None of you are autistic, or retarded, or even remotely stupid. It's the internet that put these thoughts in your head. Remember that you are better than this, and always remember that what you say online is who you are in real life. If I bothered someone out there one way or another, to that I say forgive me.
That is all.
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As many of you might know(or not), this game is heavily compared to Undertale, and makes you ask: just why? I'm here to illuminate you(or not).


  • First of all, and I want to get this out of the way ASAP, both of the games have amazing character development. By the end of everything, you'll care for them more-so than your mother. You will LOVE THEM!!!, y'hear? However, might I say Lisa and Undertale take different approaches on this, but both work just fine. Now that this is done, moving on to the story.


  • Have you ever wanted to cry deeply from an emotional train wreck of a sentimental wild ride? Well if you're saying yes, which I know you are saying no right now you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ liar, then Lisa is the game for you standalone. For maximum experience, play the Joyful afterwards, but I warn you, it's got boring gameplay. We'll get to that in a second. B-B-BUT WAIT, I hear you screaming with your Alphys emoticon in place, UNDERTALE HAS A GREAT STORY TOO!!1!1! Did I say anything about that yet? Then hold your horses. Undertale's story is not NEAR as sad as Lisa's. Unless you're doing Genocide, but by the time you get there, you'd have defeated "the easiest boss" and you'd be fuelled from the rage accumulated from your deaths more so than anything. Overall, the story gets a 10/10, no spoilers, don't ever get Fly Minetti if you want to ever face a challenge.

  • Onto the gameplay, this is the point that separates the two games: Lisa got a slightly modified Earthbound combat system, which goes on turns, whilst Undertale is more bullet-hell live action. There are some changes to the system, of course, let's say the "WASD" mechanic, where the character not only does extra damage this way, but can perform special moves too! I found this pretty damn awesome. In Undertale, you are all alone and can face up to 3 enemies, while in Lisa you can have a party of 4(including the main character of course) and you can confront up to 7-8 enemies at ONCE. A thing I forgot to add about the characters, every single one is unique, it's got something to keep him worth your time, giving you the the option to try again and again new combos of party members, adding up big time to the replayability. Speaking of which...

  • Undertale is pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ short, a full nooby playthrough would take 6 hours to complete and all the other ones from that point ~4 hours. Now Lisa, hehehe, took me more than 14 hours to do the first playthrough standalone, all the other hours you see is from 2 other ones and a pain mode run+extra from The Joyful dlc. So yeah, quite a lot to do.

  • The exploration in this game is huge, there's a lot of secrets out there that require multiple playthroughs to see everything there is left to see. And this game is a platformer, no less, the last thing when thinking about one is huge.

  • As much as I like Lisa, its soundtrack(made by Widdly-2-Diddly btw), as really good as it is, it cannot compare to Toby Fox' masterpiece. However, I can safely say that W2D succeeded in creating atmospheric music, while Toby purely dominates every single boss battle theme ever. That's all I can say, really.

  • The choices, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, the choices. There are few games out there where choices actually matter. What do I mean by this? First off: Undertale's choices consist of "you killed said thing, it stays dead". Other wise, the story remains unchanged, sure, you will not hear anything from said character, but what's the point if it changes nothing in the end? Second off: Lisa = sell dynamite to these 2 chaps for lotsa cash? *Sure. Later you find out a whole area has been raided and 2 potential party members have disappeared forever. WHOOPSIE! Yeah, those kinds of choices.

    tl;dr Bottom line: Lisa is an amazing game, and if you read all of my review 'till here, I don't want to put Undertale under(irony) a bad light, par none, I actually support it! I just made the comparison between the two so you can understand this game better and silence some of your questions, if any. Overall, this game is worth a solid 10/10, I bought this at full price and I have no remorse or regrets about it. I strongly recommend this if you want an RPG closest reassembling a full Earthbound experience. That b- OH ♥♥♥♥, FORGOT THE HUMOR PART

  • UUUUUUUH,UUUUUUUUUUH, GOT IT:
    Undertale: spagitii loel xDDDdDDDDD
    Lisa: le middle finger u mad loel xDDADDDdDdDd
    do did done
    kek
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SRPSKA GARDA
[Текст за "Srpska garda"]

[Увод]

[Строфа 1]
Правда нас је увјек водила
Поносна храбра Гарда се родила
И док је нама оваквих јунака
Браниће се родна груда свака
И док је нама оваквих јунака
Браниће се родна груда свака

[Припев]
Народ је хтио, Божија је правда
Рађа се нова, млада Српска гарда
Данас су на Игману, сутра ко зна гдје
Ал' све што је српско - сигурно остаје
Данас су на Игману, сутра ко зна гдје
Ал' све што је српско - сигурно остаје

[Строфа 2]
Сви су редом били против нас
Заједно смо морали потражити спас
И док је нама оваквих јунака
Браниће се родна груда свака
И док је нама оваквих јунака
Браниће се родна груда свака

[Припев]
Народ је хтио, Божија је правда
Рађа се нова, млада Српска гарда
Данас су на Игману, сутра ко зна гдје
Ал' све што је српско - сигурно остаје
Данас су на Игману, сутра ко зна гдје
Ал' све што је српско - сигурно остаје

[Строфа 3]
Истине и правде сад се чује глас
Нико више неће покорити нас
И док је нама оваквих јунака
Браниће се родна груда свака
И док је нама оваквих јунака
Браниће се родна груда свака

[Припев]
Народ је хтио, Божија је правда
Рађа се нова, млада Српска гарда
Данас су на Игману, сутра ко зна гдје
Ал' све што је српско - сигурно остаје
Данас су на Игману, сутра ко зна гдје
Ал' све што је српско - сигурно остаје
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Gonzo RGL PUG ban count: #15 24 lug 2021, ore 9:11 
Who is this funi man
Boyar 5 nov 2020, ore 9:46 
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76561198319741181 9 giu 2020, ore 11:42 
IVE TRIED TO CONTACT U ALL I CAN BUT I DONT THINK THE MESSAGES GET THRU
76561198319741181 9 giu 2020, ore 11:42 
IM NOT MAD AT U
Lightningcrush 25 nov 2019, ore 21:44 
nice guy
Vince 30 dic 2016, ore 9:02 
NICE PROFILE MATE REAL GOOD SEE YOU AT ♥♥♥♥ YOUJ