Recent reviews by Whisper

Game thinks im using controller, cant invite people, devs smoked black tar heroin or some stupid ♥♥♥♥.

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Finally, a funny game with a lot of potential! I'm hyped for its release. Grab a few friends and you'll have hours of fun... or you might not be friends anymore — depends on what kind of person you are.


10/10

Aimtrainer :)

Whoa, Best "Diablo-Like" ever!!!

Give us an option to turn off mouse acceleration, there is no need to force it, its unplayable that way.


- Edit: Trash

Kill cheaters. Behead cheaters. Roundhouse kick a cheater into the concrete. Slam dunk a cheater into the trashcan. Crucify filthy cheaters. Defecate in a cheater’s food. Launch cheaters into the sun. Stir fry cheaters in a wok. Toss cheaters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a cheater’s gas tank. Judo throw cheaters into a wood chipper. Twist cheaters’ heads off. Report cheaters to the Wizards’ Council. Karate chop cheaters in half. Curb stomp subhuman cheaters. Trap cheaters in quicksand. Crush cheaters in the trash compactor. Liquefy cheaters in a vat of acid. Eat cheaters. Dissect cheaters. Exterminate cheaters in the gas chamber. Stomp cheater skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate cheaters in the oven. Lobotomize cheaters. Mandatory delimbing for cheaters. Grind cheater hands in the garbage disposal. Drown cheaters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize cheaters with anti-matter. Kick old cheaters down the stairs. Feed cheaters to alligators. Slice cheaters with a katana.

Since it’s been on sale four times in a row, every server has been swarmed by the absolute lowest tier of existence. These aren’t players—they’re parasitic, basement-dwelling degenerates with no life, no friends, no future, and no purpose other than to infest games like the human equivalent of malware.

No self-respect. No dignity. No concept of fun or fairness. Just lifeless nobodies who couldn’t achieve anything real if their lives depended on it. They’ve got no goals, no dreams, no motivation, no skills, no talent, and not a single redeeming quality. Their entire personality boils down to cheating because it’s the only way they’ll ever feel like they’ve "won" at something. But even then? No one cares.

These bottom-feeders exist in the darkest corners of their mom’s basement, feeding off stale Hot Pockets and internet validation. No courage to face a real challenge, no integrity, no honor. Just pathetic cowards with no ambition, no relationships, no legacy—nothing but a long, sad future of failure and irrelevance.

If they ever saw sunlight, they’d burst into flames. If they tried to play fair, they’d uninstall in shame after five minutes. There’s no hope for them. No redemption. Just a hollow existence fueled by ruining other people’s experiences.

Cheaters: the purest form of human failure.

The dance is 10/10.. never got so jiggy!

If you're cold in winter, start the game, turn everything to HIGH... Et voilà!
You successfully turned your PC into an expensive heater for cold winter days.