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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:08am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:03am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 9:32am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 5:32am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 4:30am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 9:33am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:27am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 9:34am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:50am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:55am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:07am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:23am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 11:50am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 9:20am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 4:30am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:35am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:35am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:35am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:47am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:13am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 11:29am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 7:58am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 11:50am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 10:09am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 2:58am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:10am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:50am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 11:50am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 2:37am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:07am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:01am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:00am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 11:50am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:01am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 4:56am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 8:25am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 1:11am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 6:09am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 10:04am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 10:07am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 10:22am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 7:58am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 8:38am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:46pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:51am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 11:30am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 1:30am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:50am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:09am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 1:11am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 8:00am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:49am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 2:46am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 9:20am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 10:10am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 8:39am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:35am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 4:30am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 9:32am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 1:28am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 9:43am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:53am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 8:37am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:30am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 12:55pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:29am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 2:42am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 10:09am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:29am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:32am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:32am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:32am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 10:10am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 9:33am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:31am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 8:05am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 9:34am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 2:12am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 2:03am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:41am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 3:31pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 3:15pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 4:33pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 4:20am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 4:20am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 4:54am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 7:51am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 8:11am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:32am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 5:26am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 3:20pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:28am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:28am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:30am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:28am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:32am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:32am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:32am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:35am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:40am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 6:50am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 7:44pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 2:06am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 12:32am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:50am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 7:49am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:02am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 10:09am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:29am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:30am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 7:49am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:02am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 7:29am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:29am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 10:15am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 7:58am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 7:34am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:29am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:32am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 6:37pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 12:41am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 4:20am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 2:05am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 10:10pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:02am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:52am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 4:26am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 8:35am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 8:39am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:35am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 2:25pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:38pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:31am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:30am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:31am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:31am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:32am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 3:30pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 3:31pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:45am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:46am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:39am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 4:18am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 4:54am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 1:43am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:02am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 2:46am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 4:29pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 11:19am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 8:23am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 9:31am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:39pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 4:18pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 4:11am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 4:23am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 8:11am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:45am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 6:27am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:41am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:11pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 8:05am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:46am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:31am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:31am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:31am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 3:30pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 2:09am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:44am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:45am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:10am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:41am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 2:36am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 9:20am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 11:30am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 6:57am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 7:23am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 5:32am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 8:30am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 8:50pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 2:09am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:44am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 8:35am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 8:24am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:31am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 2:08am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 2:10am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:45am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:46am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:41am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:47pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 2:12am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 5:25pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 8:24am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 8:37am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 10:50am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:36am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:48am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 10:46am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 11:18am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 10:57am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 11:58am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 10:23am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 6:55am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 10:06am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 2:58am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 10:48am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 9:29am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 10:03am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:32am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 8:05am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:45am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:41am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 10:52am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 10:37am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 9:07am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 9:53am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 8:05am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:44am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:41am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:44am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:46am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:41am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:47pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:48pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 8:47am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 5:09pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 1:55pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:39am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 8:36am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 2:36am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 3:03am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 7:51am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 10:39am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 4:42pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 4:55am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 2:15am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 10:34am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 7:58am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 10:25am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 2:00am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:59pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 12:41am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 6:45pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 3:15am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 8:44am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 8:30am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 6:19am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 3:25pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 8:25am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 10:50am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 2:36am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 10:31am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 12:39pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 8:31am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:45am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:45am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 10:08am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:32am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 8:11am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:45am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 11:21am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 12:39pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 3:29pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 2:21am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 2:50am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 8:55am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 10:01am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 3:32am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 8:05am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:44am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 8:35am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 10:52am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 10:37am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 10:47am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:34pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 11:11am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 8:40am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:08pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 6:45am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 6:48am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 10:37am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:45am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 8:08pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 3:26pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 3:43am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 4:25am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:41am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 2:12am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 8:30am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 8:06am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 12:39pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:11pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 2:23am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:47am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:01am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 5:44am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:08am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:08am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:05pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:05pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:04pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:05pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked