{tBa} The Nerf Jihad! 最近的评测

I have made three characters and then immediately started over because I wasn't sure what I wanted to do with them.

10/10

stupidly high-fidelity milsim for this price

runs great, very little jank

can't type more right now, I need new attachments for my LMGs

it's 10pm

I'm outside a deli in the rain, it's soaking wet and I'm starving. The case has gone cold with the elimination of my primary suspect, so now I'm breaking into the victim's workplace to see if there's any matching fingerprints on file. It's always someone you know.

The city is filled with people, and the people are filled with darkness. The lashing rain beats down on me as I work the lockpick around in door. Nobody passing on the street stops to ask what I'm doing. Inside the back room, I pull every employee file, cross referencing them with the prints I've collected at the scene, but there's no match.

Back out in the rain, on the street, people gawk as they pass by. I can't read their faces. They all look guilty.

Cultivated artisanal apathy
homemade handcrafted mayhem
DIY cluster♥♥♥♥ puzzles

hack the gibson, steal the secrets, get the girl, enter the matrix, spike the server
type faster
hack the bullets, hack the enemies, hack the doors
type FASTER
hack your fridge, hack your sleep paralysis demon, hack yourself
TYPE FASTER

it makes me happy that this not only exists, it's as detailed and as thoughtful as it is, including the THICC layer of dadaism and self-referential cyberpunk 'tude

Meditative. Iterative. You learn the rules pretty quickly.
Every picture you put into it becomes somehow significant.
Your choices matter.
Very intimate and profound experience. 11/10

worked all day and night breaking rocks to afford food, only to get robbed, beaten, and dismembered by a passing gang of cannibals. Saved from the brink of death by slavers, press ganged into breaking more rocks, but hey, at least the food was free now.
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A small autonomous commune built a house across the street from a grog shack out in the middle of nowhere. A spider the size of a great dane ate three people. It's the spider's house now.

I rate it
Prayer Day / 10

A beautiful exploration of infinite spaces.

A bit short, but feels very satisfying.

Lovecraft's therapist: It's okay, what you're describing isn't real.

Tideflats:

the kind of game where you don't blink for 2 fascinated hours.

halo guns, almost tribes movement, portals you can shoot through.

varied gamemodes, relatively nontoxic community, even among the sweaty players

this makes all the good FPS noises, and is quick to pick up for a couple rounds without a serious investment of your hour.

matchmaking is spicy.