I was destroying this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ squeaker on cod (who was trash at the game). He came to my house and challenged me to defend his honor when I took out my katana and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ murdered him legally. His limp hand slipped and hit me in my already swollen balls. But luckily my sturdy (albeit short) 5'7 frame absorbed the impact and I nutted instantly.

What is it you are try to say it here? This comment is not make sense at all. I understand it English very good, which mean it that you express thought unclear. You are say such, how you say it, "gibberish," that I am feel stupid after try read it.

Because it is nonsense comment, I am downrank you. Do not to worry, because unlike chess game, where blunder (such as hang knight or bishop without gain tactical advantage) cannot be reverse, I am generous and give you opportune to change it your comment to one which make it sense, at which point I maybe decide it to uprank you instead.

Next time, make sure you check it your comment, or else you will be checkmat (yes, this is chess pun) and lose it point!

As a Gamer-American (Gamerican for short), you cannot possibly believe the daily struggle to simple survive in today’s P2W society. Each minute, I wonder if the McDonald’s WiFi will suddenly cut out, or be privatized, in which case I would have to bend once again to the will of society and either walk across the street (yes, walk) to Dunkin’ or I will have to willingly ask what their WiFi password is. Can non-gamers even begin to comprehend what an absolute terror my life is like on a daily basis? I’ve been kicked out of 5 different Burger Kings, simply because my “Desktop was taking up 3 tables,” or “Masturbating in public is “””illegal”””.”

eally, Reddit? Poop jokes? I down-voted more comments here than I can count. I am known on Reddit for keeping comment sections nice by down-voting and publicly embarassing the OP's of those comments/threads. And there really is a lot of work for me to do here... (before you say something like "anyone can do that" you should check my profile and see all the sub-reddits I moderate). So yeah, basically I'm a power-mod. (A really active one)

Ah I see, even though you are part of the "thinking man group" you don't seem to think. You're obviously not going to engage properly, it doesn't even seem like you read any of what I had written, like I said I knew my time was wasted giving you a decent thought out reply, specifically ad hominem too.

Do us a favour and don't taint this comment section with anything more, I will not be replying anyway. Judging by your hours in GTA I can already tell you are one who has sunk a lot of time and money into this game and act like most of the prepubescent audience of this game, you are no doubt exactly the type I wrote about.

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