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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 5:32am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:52am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 2:28am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:45am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 9:53am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 12:17pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:09pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:32pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 11:52am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 9:25am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 5:15am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:04pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 5:39am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 12:20am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:06am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 7:46am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:52pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:50am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:23am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:12am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:24am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:24am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:50am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!