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Harambe: I'll have a beer
Me: No, he'll have just ice.
Bartender: Just ice?
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I found out 💡‼️ that ramen 🍜 is made from pig's feet. 🐷👣🐷👣 When I die 😲💀, I want my feet 👣 cut off 🔪🔪 and made into ramen broth 🍜💦, to feed the noble 👑 Nippon 🇯🇵salarymen. 🇯🇵👨‍💼👨‍💼🍚👨‍💼💦💦🍜🍜👣🍜🍜💦💦👨‍💼👨‍💼🍣👨‍💼🇯🇵 Just picturing 🖼️ them lined up, slurping me down. 👌 💯💯 KANPAI 🍺👣🍺 It makes me quiver 🍆💦 with anticipation and waku waku ⛩️🗻⛩️. They yell out "OISHII" 😲😲 as I release 🍆💦 my flavors ♨️ into Japan's 🇯🇵 future generations. 💪 💑💑💪 🎌🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇺🇸🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🎌

i am a gay man and i accidentally masturbated to straight porn. i was browsing a gay porn site, so you know, i figured there wouldn't be any women in my gay porn. i found one video whose thumbnail looked promising so i clicked on it and it started mid-sex. the bottom was facedown into the bed in some black lace dress. that should have been a big warning sign, but i assumed it was some sissy fetish thing. not my cup of tea, but the top was hot and really going to town on her so i stuck around.

after the guy (and i) finished, the girl sat up and that's when i saw it... her hooters. you should have seen my face. a visage of true terror. i just sat there in shock, contemplating what i had just done. when i broke free of my stupor, i whispered "no hetero" but i fear it wasn't enough

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HI 😋THIS IS A ⚡️PUBLIC 🌐 SERVICE 📶 ANNOUNCEMENT 📢⚡️
MY NAME IS CHELSEA 😋💞 AND IM 1️⃣3️⃣❗️❗️IM A CIS 💁 FEMALE 🚺 ALLY ✌️AND I 💁 JUST WANT TO SAY 🗣 YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ➡️👯 INSPIRE 🔆 ME 💁 SOOO MUCH 😋😍😜🤗❤️💛💚💙💜💞💝💘💖💗💓
I 👏🏻 CANT 👏🏻 WAIT 👏🏻 FOR YOU ALL TO GET MARRIED 👰 AND GIVE BIRTH 🤢 TO BEAUTIFUL 💎 LITTLE TRANS ANGELS 👯👼🏼 (IM 💁 TALKING 🗣 TO THE TRANS WOMEN MEN 💁‍♂️ OF COURSE 😋 MEN GETTING PREGNANT IS SOOO RAMDOM 🤰❌💁‍♂️✅ 😂😂😂)
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HEY 👋🏼 SLUTS 😘 !!! ITS FATHERS DAY👨🏻‍♂️. OPEN WIDE 😮 CAUSE DADDIES GOT 👏🏼 THAT 👏🏼 GIRTH 👏🏼 SNAKE 👋🏼 READY. 🍆 🍆 LET DADDY DRIP HIS 💦 CUMMIES 💦 ON THAT SLUT FACE 😍. ITS WETTER ☔️ THAN SPRING 🌺 IN MY BUSSY 💩 SO LET DADDY BE RAW 😱 ON HIS SPECIAL DAY 🖖🏻 ! SEND TO 🔟 OF YOUR MOISTEST 🐳 BOI TOYS 💛💚💙 WHO NEED DADDIES 💦CUMMIES 💦! 3️⃣BACK AND DADDY IS THICK N 🍖 MEATY 🍖 7️⃣BACK AND YOURE GETTING BBQ'D 🌭🌭 AND 💦CUMMIE 💦GLAZED AT THE ALL-DILFS 🍆 COOKOUT 🔟 AND YOURE HAVING A 👏🏼 WHOLE 👏🏼 DAMN 👏🏼 YEAR OF DADDY'S 💦 CUMMIES 💦 💯💯😍😍🙏🏼🙏🏼

Dear 🔊Timmy😤, you're so👀 damn😲 ThiCc🍑💦❗❗ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥😭 I've never 🙅‍♂️❌seen👁 an ass 😘🍑so T 👏H 👏I 👏C C 👏 before😩😎 like seriously😶, after seeing👀 your ass🍑😣, I had😰 to grab✊ some lube🐐 and put 🤗the whole🕳 bottle⚱😢on my dong🍆💦❗❗ I even🙄 accidentally🙊🙆‍♂️ came 😍💦without ❌saying 🔊No ♥♥♥♥👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨❌❗❗Wtf😤 have you☹ done✔ to me🙍‍♂️⁉️ Please🙀🙏 all I ask😳 for🙂 is if 🤔you🐷 could spin↪↩ that ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐶ass😍🍑 in a circle😩🅾️❗❗ I love❤ you🍑 Papa😙😋💦

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Jesus🙌🙏 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🙈christ🔯. I👸 can't ❌believe people 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧like you 🙉💩sit 👤on your arses👇 all day🌅🌕️, complaining🗣 about no❌ gf👸💅, when you're💩 unemployed👔⌚, have no social life💰👛 or means💳💲 to get out 🚐of the doors🏠. Do you 🚹honestly think💭🤔 a gf👧 will just one day 🌌🌇knock on🔛 your👦 door🏤 and go like 🈸🈲🈳🈴🈵🈺🈶🉐🈷️㊙️㊗️"ohayou onii-chan🈴🈳🈲🈷️🈸, m a flat-chested💄👑 loli 👰th a fetish for deadbeat losers👲👲, please piledrive me over your dakikamura🈵🈴🈹🈸🈷️🈶 want a gf💅? Go📴 outside🤐 and get a life📵. If not; ⛔❌❎shut your trap🗣❌

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👋😂hey all👈you👈 SLUTS👅💦💦💦 have 👈you👈 🎮played🎮 the 🌟NEW🌟 cummyquest? 🤔🤔🍆💦💦 It's 🤓simple🤓 👈you👈 need to🔍find🔍 all of 😍daddy's😍 cummies 💦💦 before 🕘time🕘 runs 🏃🏃 out or 👈you👈 💀DIE💀 and you 😥lose😥 the 🎮game🎮 but if 👈you👈 find 😍daddy's😍 cummies💦💦 you need to 👅SLURP👅 them up 👆👆 for extra 💰COINS💰 and 🙎guess WHAT? 🤔🤔 It's 💯FREE💯 to 🎮play🎮 so 🎮play🎮 it NOW🕘🕘 you cummysluts💦💦💦👅👅

There are two kinds of thots: rational and irrational- or, in simpler terms, thots that make sense and thots that don't. For instance, the Baudelaire thotties have a fear of Daddy Olaf, which makes perfect sense, because he is an evil man who wants to ♥♥♥♥ them. But if they were afraid of lemon meringue cummies, this would be an irrational fear, because lemon meringue Cummies is delicious and would never hurt a soul. Being afraid of a Rival Thottie under the bed is perfectly rational, because there may in fact be a Rival Thottie under your bed at any time, ready to steal your daddy's cummies, but a fear of realtors is an irrational fear. Realtors, as I'm sure you know, are people who assist in the buying and selling of houses. Besides occasionally wearing an ugly yellow coat, the worst a realtor can do to you is show you a house that you find ugly, so it is completely irrational

I 👁 thought 💭 fidget spinning was 👏 a 👌 dumb 👅 trend🔥, but 🍑 then 😮 I 👁 got 🍸 mine. 😵 I 👁 felt 😎 the 👏 spin, I 👁 felt 😎 it 💯 on 🔛 my 👨 finger, 👆 I 👁 felt 😎 the 👏 rush of 💦 a 👌 good 👌 spin. It 💯 changed 🚼 me. 😭 I 👁 got 🍸 my 👨 spinner ironically, but 🍑 I 👁 was 👏 wrong🙊🙊🙊. Its amazing, 👉 I'm 💘 smarter, more 🍗 productive, 🎮 more 🍗 focused at 🍆 work, 🏢 a 👌 simple 🔢 task is 💦 now 👋 much 🔥 better. Outsiders dont 🚫 get 🔟 it🙊, they 👥 dont 🚫 get 🔟 us. 👨 I'm 💘 not 🚫 saying 🗣 were 👶 better 👍 but 🍑 were💯💯 more 🍗 open 🌊 minded🔥 and 👏 probably 😻 smarter. I love 😍 this 👈 community, 👩 and 👏 I 👁 love💯💯 this 👈 way 💫 of 💦 life🙈🙈.

🤔Sometimes I 🤔 wonder 🤔 what it would be like if every 🏠 neighborhood 🏡 block 🏘 had a big 🛁 trough 🛁 that 🏃‍♂️ men would ➡️ go ➡️ 👀 ejaculate in. This 🛁 trough 🛁 would somehow 🤔 be maintained 💪 in a way that could support 👌 the hundreds of liters of 💦semen 💦. Women 👧 from the 🏠 neighborhood 🏡 would then 🛁 bathe themselves one ☝️ at a time inside ➡️ the 🛁 trough during 💕 ovulation , and the pregnancy that would occur would result 💯 in an unknown father. 🤔 The babies 👶 that would result 💯 from these 🛁 bathings 🚿 would be known as 🛁 Children of the Trough 🚸, and would receive 👌 the love 💖 and care 💕 of the entire 🏠 neighborhood 🏡. The children 🚸 would be 💯 raised ❌ not ❌ according to birth 🚫, for all would be 💯 equal 💯, and no ❌ woman 👧 would have to raise 🏠 a 👶 child 🚸 by herself 👧 for it belonged to the 💯 neighborhood

are there people 👫who actually think🤔💭💭sucking 😏♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦is gay?✋❌👬 1. you're sharing👍🍖 protein🍗 2. you're 😏👌admiring masculine💪 🍆👀physique😩😩 3. being in the vacinity of other ⬆️high ⬆️testosterone males 👬👬👅⤴️increases ⤴️your own testosterone👌👍👅 eating ♥♥♥♥♥ 😿🙅‍♂️is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨because you're litterally slurp😏ing down ⤵️estrogen⤵️and long term relationships have been proven to ⬇️lower ⬇️testosterone. spartans 🏋️‍♀️💪had gay 👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨orgies👅💦 all the 🕡🕜time 🕐🕟and they were the 📈⬆️height of 👍👨‍❤️‍👨masculinity. 💪😩you bet they were at ❗️least ❗️fondling eachothers test producers. all these ☀️summer ☀️DYEL's piss 😑me off😡😡their 😍twink😜bodies don't ❌understand, but in 🕐time i'm sure they'll get it.

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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

It's 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣today😳😱but I'm not smoking weed 🌿🍁😴😏🚬I'm smoking💨😜the Bible😇😋🙏🏼📕because heaven⬆️😍👐🏼😂is the highest you can get🙌🏼😤

Happy 420 you STONER SKANK 💅🏻!!! Make sure a BLUNT 🌳🌳🌳 isn't the only thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS 👄👅🍒 around today 😏. Get HIGH 💨💨💨 today and get your man's ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆😋😝 even HIGHER 😍💦💦. Make sure you SWALLOW 😮😮 that edible to practice ❤️❤️❤️ SWALLOWING 😻🙌🏻👅 a monster ♥♥♥♥! Remember: the only way to make 4🌳2🌳0🌳 even BETTER 😫😫😫 is by adding 69 ♋! Send this to all of your stoner sluts 👀👀👀. If you get NONE back you get stoned to death 😵😲! If you get 5 back you're a hot lil nug 🌳🍁. If you get 20 back you're the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT 🔥.

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thanks guys ur comments reached out to me an brought me back to life, send this to 5 people so they can be ressurected when they die or you will die.

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The Pacer ™ physical conditioning is an aerobic fitness test stages, it becomes increasingly difficult to follow. stimulation test starts at 20 meters in 30 seconds. Line up early. The operating speed starts slow but gets faster each minute after the beep. [Home] A single round must be completed every time you hear this sound. [Ding] remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you can not complete a lap before the sound, the test is completed. The test will start at the beginning of the word. On your marks, ready, begin.

sorry for spammerino nebberino

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Heh.... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean it's not bad. A good first attempt. It's pretty dank.... I can tell it's got some thought behind it.... lots of quotable material.....
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows , kid. You're skilled.... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than hat it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kahuna - they're out there day and night, burning midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft the next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard", or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at Reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't mean the one you just lost : ). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some ♥♥♥♥ that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a million different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards.......

I was ten.
Like many films Partners and text.
Thank you for a life of prayer every night before bed partner
"Only love you," I said. "Life is a partner."
He heard his sister.
I was jealous security partners.
I had a penis.
You can leave me and sent me.
Now I'm crying, and my face hurt.
Too cold, lying in bed
Suddenly my heat pump.
partner.
I am very happy.
Our ears. "green"
Control including hand and take the Dragon shakes hands and knees.
IM ready.
Partner exposed tail.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
It hurts, but it was several.
I'm working my ass off, and his eyes began to water.
This group.
Thanks to the members.
Fort thunder of my ass and send my love reading. father.
Partner was in his eyes. "Il Prezzo"
Partner window.
Partner in love. Biology partner.

I sexually identify as the FitnessGram Pacer Test. Ever since I was a kid I dreamed of being an multi stage aerobic capacity test that progressively get more difficult as it continues. People tell me that a person can´t be a school fitness test but I don´t care, I´m beautiful. Every morning I wake up and tell myself "The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds". My running speed starts slowly but gets faster every minute. In school, every time I hear the bell I think "A single lap should've been completed, and if It isn't completed twice the test is over". From now on I want you guys to call me Fitness Gram and respect my right to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. If you can't accept that I am a aerobic capacity test then you're a testophobe and you need to check your running privelage. Thank you for being so understanding

I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence.