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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 4:39pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 4:51pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2020 @ 9:51am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 4:33pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 7:07pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 7:01pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 31 May, 2020 @ 7:10pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 4:44pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 5:09pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2020 @ 3:12am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 17 May, 2020 @ 8:04am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 17 May, 2020 @ 6:27pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 17 May, 2020 @ 6:41pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 3:58am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 9:13am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 9:23am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 3:28pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 3:52pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 27 May, 2020 @ 9:31am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 27 May, 2020 @ 10:07am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2020 @ 6:15pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2020 @ 6:00pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2020 @ 6:08pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 28 May, 2020 @ 9:54am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 5:05pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 5:27pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 5:43pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 6:20pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 6:23pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 4:46pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 17 May, 2020 @ 8:11am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 4:56pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 17 May, 2020 @ 6:34pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 5:33pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 5:19pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 9:08am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 3:58pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2020 @ 7:06pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2020 @ 12:56pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2020 @ 6:18pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2020 @ 7:11pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2020 @ 2:12pm