Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.
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Bambification:
The mental conversion of flesh and blood living creatures into
cartoon characters possessing bourgeois Judeo-Christian attitudes and
morals.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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For a light heart lives long.
-- Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
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Hee, hee! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me!

-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy Land
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What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with
any woman so long as he doesn't love her.
-- Oscar Wilde
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I bought the latest computer;
it came fully loaded.
It was guaranteed for 90 days,
but in 30 was outmoded!
- The Wall Street Journal passed along by Big Red Computer's SCARLETT
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Any woman is a volume if one knows how to read her.
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